"UHHHHHHH SSSSSIIIIIIRRRREEE" Escargoon spasmed over the blue feathery dong.
"ffs u ugly snail succ my dededick already" king big-fat-hard-dedede smacked the molusc
"OH HARDER SIRE" he moaned as he shoved the whole thing in his mouth
"wow u succ and succing kirby gives way bttr head than u"
a single tear rolled down escargoons cheek as he slurped over the d
the king sat there for 5 hours trying to get off before he eventually shot his baby gravy all over the castle. he promptly fired escargoon and suddenly became a much more effective leader and nicer person the end