-Dazed-
Characters: Chip Skylark, The Friend, Timmy Turner, Vicki, Cosmo, Wanda and Eminem.
-'s stand for quotation marks.
Chip Skylark, singer of teeth songs, decided he hated his teeth. He told himself he was not ever going to brush his teeth ever again. He asked around his mini-circle of friends and one recommended the pill Teeth-b-gone. Teeth-b-gone was said to be a dangerously dangerous pill. Who ever took it was going to die 13 days after they took the pill.
Chip was up for it. He didn't care if he was going to die. So, he took it. Then, the friend that recommended the pill left a message on Chip's answering machine saying that he gave Chip the wrong pill and Chip took ecstasy instead of Teeth-b-gone.
Chip was floating around, and bouncing off the walls, literally. He needed more Ecstasy.
So, he goes in the middle of the night and rings the friend's doorbell. The friend answers the door and Chip immediately tackled the friend to the ground and started a fight.
The police are eventually called and come and arrest Chip.
Chip goes to jail, his cell buddy being Eminem.
Chip starts rapping and Eminem shuts Chip up by hitting him with a wire. The next morning, the story is all over the headlines.
-Chip Skylark Arrested-
-Chip's Trip-
-Dazed and Confused Chip-
-Chip's New Partner In Crime, Eminem-
Chip is all sad. He didn't know what he had done. So he calls up Timmy.
Vicki answers the phone and says –Eww Chip Skylark!- Timmy, now more independent, comes and takes the phone and says –What's up dude?- Chip says –Hey Timmy man, why was I arrested man?- Timmy says –Chip, you got in a fight with the friend. You took E. Bye now dude. Dude!-
Chip is left speechless.
Eminem comes in. –Don't ever say Just Lose It. That's my line.- Chip says –Just lose it.- So, Eminem stabs Chip with the wire and kills him. Then, Eminem starts celebrating.
The next day, the headlines are full of Chip-o-rama.
-Chip Now Dead-
-Eminem Kills Chip-
-Chip Is Gone-
-Chip, The Singer, Dead, Gone Forever-
Timmy is sad. –Chip's gone.- he said to Cosmo and Wanda. –No fear Timmy. Wish for something. –
-Ok, I wish Chip was alive and never took E or got into a fight!- Timmy says.
Cosmo and Wanda grant that wish and none of this ever happened.
-The End-
What happened to.....
Chip – Chip went and recorded this new cd –I Love My Teeth-
Eminem – Eminem went and recorded –Just Lose It- on his new cd –Encore-
The Friend – The Friend went to rehab for E
Timmy – Timmy became Chip's road manager for the summer to make sure this never happened again
Vicki – Vicki just cried because she lost her babysitting job due to Timmy's becoming road manager for Chip
Cosmo and Wanda – Cosmo and Wanda helped Timmy with his becoming Chip's road manager
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Kayla aka Beautiful Infatuation
–November 17th, 2004 -