Disclaimer: I don't own him. I don't own him. I don't own him. Will that suffice, for the rest of the goddamm story? Enjoy!
"YOU WHAT!"
The girl in front of the screamer winced, blushing. "Kagome! Way too loud! Not to mention that was private," she hissed, lowering her voice.
"Sorry, San," Kagome said, lowering her voice to match the volume of her best friend and confidante. "But seriously, Miroku! Well, OK, it was obvious, but Miroku! Are you insane?"
"What's wrong with him?" Sango protested. "OK, yes, he's perverted, but he' s also cute, sweet, sort of funny…" she trailed off.
"What!" she demanded of Kagome, who was unable to answer due to the severe coughs racking her body. Kagome looked up, and immediately stopped coughing. "What? Oh, nothing. It's just, you sound like one of those groupies that are always trailing around him and Inuyasha."
"I do not!" Sango exclaimed, offended. "But, anyway, you know why I'm telling you this, right?"
Kagome nodded. "Of course! You want me, resident matchmaker of Shikon High, to set you up with him, right?"
Sango nodded eagerly. "So, you'll take it?" Kagome sighed resignedly.
"Oh, the things I'm forced to do," she exclaimed melodramatically, placing a hand over her head. "But, you're my best friend, so I don't really have a choice. Now, what is it exactly you wanted me to do again?"
"Oh, well, I'm not sure you'll go for it… you promise to do whatever I ask, right?" Kagome nodded, failing to see the mischievous glint in Sango's chocolate eyes. Sango's grin broadened, and Kagome immediately became wary, and opened her mouth to take it back. She never got the chance.
"Go out with Inuyasha."
A/N: Review! Review! Sorry, I know it's short, but I had to replace it cuz we got a new computer and I accidentally put chappie 5 up there. The rest will be better, but I need ideas. REVIEW! Thank you.