I don't own Naruto or its charaters.
Chapter 1
Memories
The Shinobi of Konoha were all on alert as the ultimate pain in the ass was due to enter the village.
Naruto and Jiraiya were due to return today. The whole village was waiting for them. Sakura and Kakashi were waiting at the northern most gate for them to arrive.
"I can't believe it's been about two and a half years since Naruto left Konoha", Sakura explained.
"He most likely turned into a big, handsome man by now, huh", Kakashi snickered.
"Most likely became as big a pervert as Jiraiya and you. Besides, can't you get your damn head out of that book", Sakura yelled at him as she pushed up her sleeves.
"Please don't hurt me Sakura", Kakashi cried out loud as he stashed his little orange book away.
"Why not? All you do is read that stupid Icha Icha book. Man you are such a pervert, sensei", Sakura said as she began to cool off a bit.
"Hey, don't make fun of my book. It is my favorite",Kakashi demanded.
"Don't make me do what Naruto did to your last copy of that stupid book", Sakura warned.
Kakashi's eye widen to the size of a golf ball as he remembered what happened three years eariler.
Flashback
"Hey Kakashi-sensai are you ever going to teach me something before the last part of the chunin exams start. All you do is train Sasuke and read that stupid book", Naruto mumbled.
"One, don't make fun of my book", he said putting up a finger, "and two, don't worry about me training you. I already got someone to train you, Naruto", he put up a second finger as he finished.
"Who did you get to train me", Naruto begged.
"A special jounin by the name of Ebisu", Kakashi said.
"Not that pervert that goes around guarding Konohamaru", Naruto blurted.
"He is not a pervert, Naruto. He is very respected", Kakashi expained, deciding to go back to reading his book when Naruto snatched his new Icha Icha book and took off with it.
Kakashi jumped up as quick as he could to catch Naruto but missed him by a inch.
Naruto bolted to a known BBQ Restaurant. By the time Kakashi caught Naruto as he was at a BBQ pit at the table that Ino, Choji, and Shikamura were eating at.
"Naruto don't. Please. I beg of you, don't drop that book. I just bought it", Kakashi said trying to stop Naruto from dropping it.
"I don't think so. It would be better just to get rid of this book so that you can think more clearly. Say goodbye to your book", Naruto smirked as dropped the book. As it made contact, it burst into flames. Kakashi fell to his knees crying.
He refused to talk to Naruto for weeks.
Flashback End
Kakashi whiten just thinking about the idea of it happening again.
At which point Naruto And Jiraiya came into veiw of the gate.
Sakura was so happy to see Naruto after so long that she forgot to hit Kakashi take that damn book.'I'll get later', she thought.
This is my first story hope you enjoy!
P.S. poor Icha Icha book