Rudy limped his way through the crowd. "Ib wab dum holbing the reunion here," he managed to say.
"Rudy, we know you've been through a lot, but, you need to settle down and not talk. It'll help you get better." Jack said.
"Whoa," Jerry said. "Look at those guys, they have a talking puppet!"
"Aw, they hired a puppeteer! Like at my sweet 16th!" Milton said.
"Hey! Thab my nebu!" Rudy said.
"Rudy, stop!" Jack said.
"You're gubba neeb duc tabe ib you wab me to shub ub!" Rudy snapped.
The fat kid in the group with the talking puppet walked up to Rudy. "Uncle Rudy!" he shouted. Rudy hugged him.
"Wait, so this is your nephew?" Jerry asked.
"Abually, he's by nebu's cousib wice reboved-" Rudy started.
"Hold on, Uncle Rudy." Wyatt said. "I'm his nephew's cousin twice removed's dad's stepmom's cousin's daughter's cousin twice removed's cousin's cousin twice removed's son."
"It was a great idea to hold the huge family reunion here," Jack said, rolling his eyes.
"So who's the puppet?" Jerry asked.
"Meet Crash!" Wyatt said. Leo (Lab Rats) popped up next to him instead.
"Hi!" Leo said.
"Whoa, that puppet can shapeshift? Nice!" Jerry said, nodding his head.
Wyatt looked confused. "You're not Crash!"
"No, I'm your friend you brought to the reunion." Leo said
"No you're not!"
"Yes I am!"
"Wyatt? You have another friend? I thought I was your reunifriend!" Pesto said. "I guess I was wrong about you. But I'm still here, I got an invitation from Cleo too! Amanda didn't give me one, but, I bet she just forgot to."
"No, she didn't." Wyatt said. Then, he turned back to Rudy. "How'd you get like this? You look horrible!" he asked.
"Well, ib's a lomb story, bub I thimb we hab time! Ib all started wheb-" He started.
"Actually," Jack broke in. "I think I'LL tell the story. It all started when….."
It all started one evening at the Bobby Wasabi dojo. Jerry and Milton were sparring. Jack and Rudy came running through the doors. "Guys! Get this! I was one of the guys selected to compete at the 2nd annual Davenport Sensei-Student karate showdown!" Rudy shouted excitedly. Jack cleared his throat, sounding out "Ahem". Rudy glared at him. "Fine, WE were selected. This year, it's gonna be held in Portland, Oregon! I'm so excited! And you two are coming on a plane with us!"
Jerry and Milton smiled. "That's awesome!" He shouted.
"No it's not, 'cause we're going to a family reunion afterwards!" Jack said. Milton and Jerry groaned. "Apparently, Rudy and I are very unclosely related," Jack continued, "And we're both allowed to bring one 'reunifriend'."
"Ugh! Do we have to, Rudy? I mean, family reunions are so BORING!" Jerry complained.
"Come on guys! If you tag along, we might just be able to have some fun!" Jack reasoned.
"Gah, fine," Milton said. "It's not like I had any plans this weekend."
"Milton, you told me you were going to the Stuffed Pony Princess Store-" Jerry started.
"NO PLANS, JERRY" Milton said, with extra emphasis on 'plans'.