Mason Mcmasters is an incredible and cute orphan raised by a idiotic and intellectually-challenged bro. Eventually he gets a job working as a garbage man for the giving Lady Double D Daneils of Double D Daneils Trailer. The unlikely couple rapidly succumb to a boring passion.
On the day of their wedding, a poor uncle escapes from the attic of Double D Daneils Trailer and starts a fire. Believing that Lady Double D Daneils is dead, Mason flees from the church and wanders the sweltering moors for days until he is rescued by a virtuous therapist.
However, although Lady Double D Daneils is blinded by the fire, she still breathes. Without Mason she becomes faggyy and homophobic. She turns to alcohol for comfort. The ghost of the uncle from the attic haunts her.
Meanwhile, thinking Lady Double D Daneils is dead, Mason accepts a marriage proposal from his saviour, the therapist. However, one night he believes he can hear Lady Double D Daneils calling, "Mason, where are you? Mason come home!" and he returns to Double D Daneils Trailers.
On Mason's return, he finds Lady Ronan drunk and without sight. Mistaking him for the ghost of the moneyless uncle, she attacks him with Kiley's knife and Mason Mcmasters dies.
As she attends to the body, Lady Ronan realizes what she has done. Driven mad with guilt, she hatches a plan to destroy the next generation, but due to an Apocalypse ice age caused by a male zombie version of herself there is no next generation and she dies of consumption two weeks later