Dragonballz: Sleeping With the Enemy

Chapter 1 written by Noble....

I know what your thinking and yes your right, I Bulma Breifs have offically gone crazy! What in the world possessed me to invite to that...that egotistical pig to live with me and my family at Capsule Corp?! Ever since he got here all he's ever done is bark orders left and right, demanding my dad and I to make a gravity room, training bots and to expect food to be cooked for him the minute he steps in the room. For someone who is supposed to be royalty he doesn't act like it, well apart from being an arrogant pigheaded oversized monkey who never appreciates anything we do for him, we put all our time and energy into making a gravity room for him and repairing it everytime he breaks it and we don't get a simple thank you or some form of approval GAH! Why am I even thinking that he would? Hell would freeze over before Vegeta would say 'thank you'.

I guess it all really started when the dragon teleported us from Namek to earth, it was like one minute I was clinging desperately to a cliff for dear life while Namek was falling apart screaming how much I was going to kill Gohan and Krillin for leaving me there all alone and then POOF im standing on green grass, looking around the beautiful scenery thinking I'm dead and in heaven until I realized I was surrounded 50 or so nameks and Gohan. Gee how stupid I felt but that's beside the point of this story dear reader's, everyone that was teleported from namek was there, Gohan, Piccolo, the nameks and even vegetable head himself sitting further away from all of us like we were diseased or something. The only two missing was Goku and Krillen but from what I heard Krillin was killed by Freiza and Goku wanted to stay and fight that ugly lizard. But then again Goku's always been like that, putting his friends first before himself, always risking his life to help others, that's Goku for you i guess a true friend till the end.

I think it was because of Goku that I asked Vegeta to come and live with us in the first place. I mean after all he did think of the idea of transporting both Krillin's and Goku's souls at the earth's check in station and then to wish them back, it was an idea so perfect that I can't believe I was so dense not to think of it in the first place, after all I am the wealthiest girl on earth, coupled with good looks and brains, yep it's a blessing to be Bulma Briefs but then again it's a curse when you think that royal pain the ass wouldn't be so bad to live with? Man was I ever wrong....

He was supposed to be a 'guest' and when I mean guest I mean living with us on a tempory basis and when he wasn't barking orders or demanding something else he was off training for hours on end and only then that's when we got a small shred of peace. But 130 days later, the namekian dragonballs were ready and both Yamcha and Krillin were brought back to life and the craziest thing that we found out was that Goku was alive but he didn't want to come home for some reason. When we all heard that Vegeta was gone like shot, he stole one of our ships and simply vanished and we never heard of him since. I don't really know why that knucklehead left and it's not like I missed him, besides i hardly even knew Vegeta but somehow he always managed to piss me off with some rude comment and sometimes when I was alone with my work a small part of me did miss that jerk.

About nearly a year later when Yamcha and Krillin were over there was a huge crash outside Capsule Corps and for some strange reason I knew it was Vegeta, I could feel it. Don't ask me how, I just did. And sure enough there he was walking out of the ship frowning as usual but walking with as much pride as he could muster in each step he took, and before I knew it he was already threatening to kill Yamcha because he wasn't able to find Goku. I think I remember myself smiling at that, thinking that his time alone would have changed him slightly, but no same old vegeta. I guess I was glad to see him again because instead of throwing a string of curses at him for threatening my boyfriend, I was inviting him inside to shower and get a fresh set of clothes on, and I was serving him dinner like he never left in the first place. Mind you I could have sworn that Yamcha and Krillin thought I had grown an extra head or something, I mean what was wrong with being nice to Vegeta?

2 hours later though, everything changed. That creep that blown up Namek, Freiza came to earth apparently still alive and seeking revenge that we were all together like old times and the only problem with it was that Goku wasn't here and were we all going to die. Whatever Vegeta and the others were sensing had them all spooked and none of them not even Piccolo seemed eager to cofront Freiza anytime soon. I guess I could call myself lucky that I didn't have that natural ability to sense someone else's power level like they could, because I'd probably be shaking in my boots too. I didn't want to die! I was too young and beautiful to die now and wished more than anything for Goku to arrive in the nick of time to save us! And strangely enough my prayers were answered, but it wasn't Goku that showed up but some strange kid with lavender hair wearing a blue jacket with Capsule Corp insignia on the side. Other than that being strange thing number 1, the guy was able to turn into a Super Saiyan like I heard Goku could and from what I could barely see, the guy totalled Frieza like he was nothing.

It wasn't long after Frezia and his father were long dead that I was able to get a good look at him, and I don't know about you but I could have sworn his face looked strangeley familiar and I was sure that the answer was on the tip of my tongue. He did look about 18 or so but for someone that age he was acting so mysterious, he wouldn't even tell us his damn name, I mean what was so important that he couldn't tell us geez! The only thing he did tell us though and this was strange thing number 3, he said Goku was coming back and would land where we were standing in 2 hours! What is this kid, physic? How can anyone predict when Goku would be returning, it didn't make sense how someone can predict something so accurately. I actually thought the kid might be wrong but sure enough Goku turned up in 2 hours more or less at the spot the kid said he'd land in and I was hoping Goku could shed some light as to who he was but he says he's never met him before. That's weird I tell ya, Goku doesn't know the guy but he knows Goku, what was he a crazy fan?

A little after that he asked Goku if they could talk privately, hmph men I wanted to know what was being said as much as everyone else, and I didn't have to wait long until I got some answers. Piccolo picked up the entire conversation or at least most of it because we still didn't get that kid's name. We did however learn that the kid was from the future and that well sorta explained how he was able to predict how and when Goku would come back, sometimes I swear for someone as smart as me why don't I ever go by the obvious? Other than finding out that the kid was the future and that I thought he bore a striking resemblance to Vegeta he didn't leave us with any good news other than were all going to die in 3 years time and that Goku would die of a heart virus. But what happens when I think up of a brilliant solution to our problem do those meat heads listen? It's like talking to a brick wall sometimes! Instead of using the dragonballs to wish them away and solving our problem those knuckleheads want to train for the next 3 years and take them on. I should have expected Goku not to agree with me, after all he's always wanting to fight someone else that's stronger than him and when Goku made that decision everyone agreed INCLUDING Vegeta!

To make matters worse by the time everyone left to go and train it would seem Vegeta of all people decided he would be staying with us as a permanent resident, it's not like he asked either, he barged in demanding that my dad build a gravity room 300 times earth's normal gravity or there'd be hell to pay. I guess that's how Vegeta acts, and it seems to work, all he has to do is threaten people to do whatever he wants them to do or he promises to make sure they die a slow and painful death. So here I am Bulma Breifs, heir to Capsule Corps working with my dad, building new inventions and gravity rooms for the almighty king of monkeys, vegetable head himself and I couldn't think my life could get any more interesting especially when your living with the enemy, I was going to find out within those 3 very short years that everything can change in the blink of an eye.....or so I thought....

Authors Note: hey there people. Noble here, I know what your thinking not ANOTHER v/b fic. What can I say these two are the most poplar couple in the DBZ universe and there may be quite a few v/b fics out there only a select few are very good, one of those is 'pseudo ferocity' written by catgirl26, great story, very original and I reccommend u give it a read. This first chapter is a sorta like the prelude and I'll be getting down to writting more chapters soon, so in the meantime R & R and tkae it easy peeps.

Reccommended MP3 of the day: Linkin Park- In the End

Signed Noble....