Hi. I like writing, but i suck at it. Please enjoy and take it easy on me. Sorry for any mistakes! ^/^

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but story

was sitting in a chair, causally reading a old worn book. He enjoyed the stronger sense of violence, fantasy, and romance, and to escape the hell surrounding him with a good book. He sighed happily.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, " ?"

"I'm Busy" It was true. was at a really good part in the book where the man confesses his love.

The door open anyways to a grinning Piggeh, "Guess what!?"

"What?"

"I'm pumped!"

"That's great. Now leave me alone." tried to focus on his book again, but only lasted for ten seconds. Piggeh took the book out of Mr. Chairs hands and sat on his lap.

"Oh...Yeah, you like that don't you..." Piggeh said shifting around, "You like it when I slide like this..."

"Please get off of me."

"Not until you admit that you love me"

"Love you?" became red with anger "I don't love you..."

Piggeh leaned closer to 's ear and whispered 'Yes you do'.

"No I don't!" shouted, flushed with annoyance and anger.

Piggeh sighed, "Your going to confess your feelings to me if I have to force it out of you."

"For the last time! I DON'T-" Piggeh grabbed 's wrists before he could finish. "What are you doing? Let go!"

"No." Piggeh got off , still grabbing his wrists, and pulled him off the chair. He then threw him on the bed and placed his wrists over his head. He took off 's glasses and set them down nearby.

"LET GO!" growled. He felt something cold and hard clamp around his wrists. "Wha?" He was chained to the bed.

"Relax! I'm not going to do anything to you... yet." Piggeh grinned evilly. calmed down and was now more frightened then angry. "I'll let you go if you admit your feelings to me... or..." Piggeh leaned on "Let me have my way with you."

"Please don't rape me." said innocently.

Piggeh laughed "Haha I was only joking... or was I?"

started kicking and shouting. "Title 9! TITLE NINE!"

Piggeh laughed again. "Haha, Bro you live in a mansion full of teleporting naked guys and monsters with sexy asses. This house IS title 9"

"...Please let me go...?..." whimpered

Piggeh slipped off 's vest and slowly undid his shirt buttons, exposing the bare chest. He touched it with his hand, causing to shiver. "Do you love me?"

"... Yes..." finally responded. His face flushed.

"...Prove it! How do I know your not just saying that to get me to release you?"

Just then Piggeh felt soft lips crash on his own. He felt warmth. He kissed back, longing more. "...Chaise..." He mumbled deepening the kiss. broke free.

"...Percy...I love you... you were right... but do you love me?"

Piggeh smiled "Of course I love you!... here." Piggeh pressed the secret button, causing the handcuffs to loosen and fall off. "they were fake"

"... I'm gonna kill you..." leap on Piggeh.

"You love me to much to kill me..."

sighed "You're right" and got off Piggeh. Piggeh sat up and pulled onto his lap.

"I love you"

Sorry I ended it like that. It's three in the morning and I have to get ready for school in 3 hours. SO YOU BETTER LIKE IT! Review please!