Well, they're at it again. Who's up for another holiday special that is completely non-canon yet canon? Trust me it doesn't have to make sense. I'll get back to writing my other stories in a bit.

December 24th

KND: Universe Annual Non-cannon Holiday Party

"Woo!" Numbuh 28 exclaimed as he ran around a Christmas Tree. "It's Christmas Eve!"

"Can you believe we're doing another holiday special?" Lance said as he handed Angelie a cup filled with eggnog.

"Meh. At least we're getting a chapter this time." Angelie shrugged.

"So we neglected turkey day, so what at least we didn't have to kill turkeys." Chad said as he took a bite out of a sandwich. "It isn't like anyone reads these."

"I'm just glad we aren't fighting one another." Nigel smiled.

"Yeah…" Chad slowly glared at Nigel as he chewed.

"Mistletoe?" Hoagie pointed to the plant in Ace's hand.

"Oh yeah." Ace smirked. "I've got a goal, smooch every fine lady here."

Hoagie looked at Ace unamused. "You better stay away from Abby."

"Noted."

"So…" Kayla pointed to Josh's harpoon arm. "How'd that happen?"

"Zoo. Moose. Crocodile." Josh muttered as he removed his launcher to show Kayla what was left of his arm. "Not something I want to happen again."

"I see you aren't drunk this time." Nolan said as he took a seat beside Crystal.

"How was I supposed to know soda could do that to people?" Crystal nudged Nolan playfully.

"-And then, the next thing I know, there's about five guys with swords staring at him menacingly. I actually thought he'd crap himself right there!" Gwen, the former Numbuh 58, stifled a laugh as she told her tale to a crowd.

"Hey!" Doug, the former Numbuh 59, shouted as his cheeks burned bright red. "It was Halloween, how was I supposed to know she was a real Princess!"

"You'd think the fact the party was being held in a palace would be a dead giveaway!" Numbuh 10,000 spoke as he tried to contain his laughter.

"Alright, alright, save the story telling, we only have enough time for three." Rachel said as she put on a Santa hat.

"So, who's telling the stories this time?" Rachel turned to see Carol standing behind her.

"We're following a different structure this time. Lance is telling one, the others I'm not sure." Rachel shrugged.

"Alright everyone! Can I have your attention?!" Numbuh Infinity exclaimed for all to hear. "We're going to begin the story telling now."

Everyone grabbed chairs and other items to sit on as they formed a circle around the fireplace. "So, Lance here will be telling the first story." Numbuh Infinity motioned to Lance, who sat beside Angelie and Gabe. "In the spirit of this month's holiday, we shall be telling Christmas themed stories. So, besides Lance, who else would like to tell a story?"

"I do!" The teen villain, Holiday, exclaimed as he shot his hand up in the air and waved it rapidly.

Numbuh Infinity looked around to everyone else in attendance. "Anyone?"

"Come on, I have such a great story in mind!" Holiday shouted. "It involves killer Santa Robots! And flesh eating Reindeer!"

"Come on…anyone sane? Anyone."

"I'll tell one." Crystal rose her hand.

"Okay, that's two. But due to mandatory contracts we need a third. Who else wants to tell a story?"

"Please! Let me tell a story!" Holiday shouted as he jumped up and down in rage, causing villains such as Cavellero and Ernest to back away.

"That guy has some serious issues." Eva, Numbuh 10, whispered to Ace.

"Look above you." Ace smirked as Eva turned her head, about to ask why, only to find Ace holding mistletoe above them. "You know the rules." Ace said before kissing Eva.

"I guess I'll tell the third story." Everyone turned to see a teen wearing feature obscuring clothing.

"Oh…Numbuh 332…what a surprise…" Numbuh Infinity spoke, taken aback.

"Can my story be about an actual event?" Numbuh 332 asked.

"Sure, why not." Numbuh Infinity said as he took a seat.

"Who's Numbuh 332?" Patton asked Matthew.

"The most obscure OC to ever make cameos in the KND: Universe series." Matthew's eyes lowered as he talked in a serious manner. "The one guy who I can say is just as much as a fan boy as I am. Fun fact, he/she has only appeared in 'KND: 363'."

"…Okay…" Patton said, slightly disturbed by Matthew.

"What? It's non-cannon I break the fourth wall as much as I want!" Matthew exclaimed.

"Okay, so, Lance, would care to tell your tale before someone does something drastic." Numbuh Infinity said bluntly.

"I wanted to tell a Holiday story! I wanted to tell a story!" Holiday shouted before tossing his chair at Pester, hitting the former teen exterminator in the head.

"Well, seems I'm a little too late for the drastic part." Lance joked. "So, let's begin…"