I'll be doing a couple of my own and a few fan offered drabbles, so don't rage if I don't do yours, just resend
I'm an alien
Superboy was in full costume looking at two different brands. "Should I get soft or strong." he said to himself. As people walked pass him they either looked at him in curiosity, shock, or disgust. "I better call Dinah." he said taking out his phone.
On the other end Dinah was leaning against a wall and the team was in the living room. When he called the team hacked her phone to listen in on them. Superboy then went about saying, "Dinah, I need help getting my uhhhhh... special things; the whole ask Superman but he's off planet, should I get soft or strong?"
Dinah then answered. "Your near invincible, get the strong one." "Thanks bye.* This spoiled the team's interest so they asked her. "What was that conversation about?"
"Well it was only a matter of time before you'd ask. As you know Superboy isn't exactly full on human, so his physiology is different from yours or mine." She said. M'gann was still confused so she asked. "What does that mean?"
A lot of them blushed until Robin shot up, "It means he has to buy tampons, he has guy parts but he also has some girl parts. It's okay M'gann I'll explain later." Wally was about to say something when Artemis cut him off, "No Baywatch, that doesn't mean another tail you can chase."
Everyone looked at him disgusted at the thought of him doing something like that. "What? No! I was just going to say that that explains why he's grumpy a lot... Wait, Superman has it too?"with what Kid Flash said everyone else deadpanned.
Back with Superboy he was walking to the register, not getting too many words looks. As he got to the male cashier he put his stuff on the conveyer belt. "Um sir, is this some kind of joke or prank?" he asked.
"No... I'm Superboy, and I'm part alien." he said innocently. This intrigued the cashier and he comment, "Okay; well if you ever want to test it out I'll be here." the guy was flat out eye raping Superboy. "Y-you pervert." Superboy left the store and headed back to the red face with an aura of embarrassment.
Fanfiction and Fangirling
Kid Flash was sitting on the couch reading a comic book. At least that's what it looks like to other people. He was actually reading a fanfiction, a superbat fanfiction. The only other person who knew he read fanfiction was Robin and he wanted to keep it that way. Although when Batman and Superman walked pass him while talking he was trying to hold back a fangasm.
"I must get those two together, they need to be together; all they need is a little push in the right direction." he thought. He stated rubbing his hands together and laughing maniacally. This disturbed the two grown men in front of him. "Sometimes I worry about you Kid Flash." Batman admitted.
Faster than they could comprehend the young teen zoomed off to hatch his plan. He needed to get some supplies like: rope, a red sun lamp, and a book labeled "Accidental Falling Positions that make two people Fall in Love." He was about to go into action until the Flash showed up and pushed him back into his room.
"Wally what's going on with you?" he asked. After a short but intense stare off Wally finally admitted. "Well you see I read a lot of fanfiction, superbat to be exact, so now I'm trying to make my OTP real by them accidentally falling on each other and groping each other." The Flash looked unfazed, "I know you read fanfiction, I've read the ones you leave on the kitchen counter... I'm in, how are we going to do this, superbat had been my ship for a while now."
Wally showed Barry all the things he had for the master plan. Barry got some sand paper and a few other things too. They then left to room to put their plan into action.
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"Batman I need help with the vault, can you give me a demonstration?" asked Robin. Batman proceeded to take off his boots and give Robin an example. While he did this one red blur sanded the bottoms of his boots; while a yellow one waxed the floor of the meeting hall, and set up cameras along with leaving a note for Superman.
Batman jumped off of the vault and went over to fetch his boots. As he put them on the intercom announced, "Batman to the the meeting hall, please." With a grunt he began to make his way over there.
Superman was standing there waiting for him. "You wanted to talk to me?" Batman asked. "I thought you wanted to talk to me." retorted Superman. This was getting weird and if all started with Kid Flash's weird behavior.
What they didn't know was the waxed floor, sanded boots and hacked video cameras displaying this to every leaguer. Robin was in on this whole thing too. Batman then slipped smashing his and Superman's lips together, and landing on the floor. Batman was straddling Superman and Superman had his hands groping Batman's ass. Both were blushing madly at this.
To them it was an accident, but too everyone else it was a confirmation of the ultimate power couple only known as a rumor. Diana was the only person who hadn't seen the live feed our was in on it, so when she walked in on them she just stood there with a blush and stare. "The meeting hall isn't for this, but I'll give you some time to situate yourselves." she simply said and walked out.
The Flash and Kid Flash were standing there having a fit of laughter. Kid Flash was holding his phone taking video on the whole thing. Batman and Superman stopped blushing and said, "You flashes are behind this!" before they could act Kid Flash retorted, "And it's on YouTube….among with facebook and twitter. Wow that's a lot of views and it's only been a few seconds."
Both speedsters sped off leaving them still on to of eachother. "Clark, get your hands off my ass." Batman complained. "But it's so firm, and soft." Superman said obliviously.
"Were my doing it in the meeting room!" he yelled. "So we are gonna do it?"asked Superman. Batman just groaned in defeat and laid dorm in Superman's chest.