The Legend of Gold Good Guy
A Bionicle Fan Fiction
Turaga Lhikan's corpse sat there in its mausoleum, deep under the village of Ta-Metru. The Inika were off to find the mask of life and the former Nuva refused to go toa again. Takanuva? He found his true destiny- defending islands and right now, Stelt was in urgent need of help.. Nobody was left to protect Metru Nui…
Suddenly, the power of Duracell entered the catacomb! Lhikan rose up, ready for action, but he was Lhikan no more. He was… GOLD GOOD GUY!
"Man, it feels unsafe without the toa," said Turaga Matau, busy in a meeting with the other turaga.
"You're a turaga now! Stop using slang and speak in a cheesy soothsayer voice or speak in rahi language like Nuju!" scolded Vakama. This is hard! thought Matau. First I can't play tricks and banter, now this! Suddenly the door to the place when the turaga were meeting swung open, and Gold Good Guy entered, trying not to use his staff like a walking stick.
"Lhikan!" exclaimed the turaga.
"Who's he? I am Gold Good Guy, the ultimate hero!"
To prove he was a proper toa, he went and collected the six greater kanoka disks, which toa weren't sent to do because it was too hard and the dark hunters guarded them heavily because they thought they were awesome. To get the greater disk of air, he had to face against five tahtorahk lizards. They all charged at him baring their fangs. Gold Good Guy was eaten whole. The end… NOT! As soon as the first one swallowed him, Gold Good Guy's mask began to glow and his mask power activated. But hang on, you say. Vakama built a replica of Lhikan's mask to put on his corpse and gave his original mask to Jaller. But this is not Lhikan, he is Gold Good Guy!
Gold good guy's mask power was the Kanohi Duracell, the mask of batteries. Giant AAAAs ripped through the Tahtorahk, sending sparks into the others. G.G.G's mask was overloaded with mains electricity, killing them all! Vorporak stepped in and saw his lizards dead. He was angry.
"Curses! You have no idea how expensive they were to keep!" He charged towards G.G.G, aging shield at the ready. G.G.G used battery power to reverse the shield's positive and negative poles, making it hit Vorporak. Vorporak now tooked like your typical old angry person, except the best hero in all of the matoran universe annoyed him instead of teenagers.
"I'll… get… you!" he huffed, hobbling around, trying to find his anti-aging shield. The disk flew into G.G.G's hands, who instantly presented it to the turaga.
"Go tell Helryx, the order of Mata Nui would be pleased to have you!" said Nokama.
"No, I have to see the company who brought me into being!" came the reply. But as soon as he got there, he found out he was replaced by a bunny.
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So he did as Nokama said and joined the order of Mata Nui, but only to find the disks, because they looked cool.
The End.
Epilogue: All the dark hunters except 1 rolled across the floor laughing. "Goo Goo Goo" gurgled baby Vorporak. The Shadowed One wished he didn't hire that dark hunter to shoot him if he was getting too soft, but it didn't matter as he was to busy bursting his own sides to burst his.