A/n: Okay, so Glee is one of my FAVORITE shows! I practically sit in the fetal position until the next episode comes on. (Okay, I may be over dramatizing that a smidge... but you get the picture!) This is just an experimental thing, and I may not get the characters right. Thanks for reading!

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee!

(narrator) So Finn likes Rachel A LOT, and he decided to step up his game since Jesse (her ex that came from Vocal Adrenaline) went back and pretty much deserted her. Kurt still likes Finn, but they're going through a rough patch. Kurt's dad kicked Finn out of the house because he called Kurt a- nevermind. Quinn lives with Mercedes, Sylvester is still slightly hot for Mr. Shue, and Mrs. Corcoran hasn't been mentioned in a while... That's what you missed, on GLEE.

"I don't know what you're whining about, Kurt. I think these costumes look awesome."

Kurt's hands met his hips. "That's what Janet Jackson said before her Super Bowl performance became a strip-tease!"

"I heard 'strip-tease'?" Puck tuned himself into our conversation, rudely leaving the other.

"I heard Super Bowl." Finn soon followed, turning his chair.

While Kurt couldn't be mad at Finn, even after the incident, he needed to get his head out of his butt. His very cute butt. "Regionals," he tossed the outfits at him, "Outfits," he still looked confused. "and GLEE CLUB, Finn!"

"Are you saying we're not focused?" Puck stood up, taking a few steps toward Kurt.

Kurt tried swallowing the lump in his throat and stood his ground. "How are we supposed to talk Regionals when all your hormone-filled heads can think about are," he shivered, "vaginas."

"What does football have to do with- gah! Never mind! You're getting on my last nerve Hummel!"

"What are you going to do, Puckerman?" Mercedes folded her arms. "Are you going to beat him up for telling you the truth?"

Puck huffed. He knew Kurt was right, but he couldn't bring himself to admit that to the little fag.

"What are you all doing, sitting around?" Rachel Berry's voice rang over the bickering. "Regionals are coming up people! Start pulling your weight!"

Kurt fumed on the other side of the room. How dare she come in and say that to him? He was pulling his weight. He was the one trying to motivate everyone else. 'Of course', he thought, little Miss Ray-Of-Fricken-Sunshine had to put her own two cents in. Well, it was more like a penny because he never really listened to her anyway.

"I haven't slept in a week," Quinn grumbled. "And my heart is on fire right now."

Artie frowned, "Yeah, and my wheel rusted up this morning..."

"Come one guys! Quit being selfish!"

[music starts]

(All, Kurt, Rachel, Finn, Puck, Quinn, Mercedes,)

What would you think if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song,
And I'll try not to sing out of key.

Oh I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends,
Mmm, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends.

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.

What do I do when my love is away?
(Does it worry you to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day?
(Are you sad because you're on your own?)
No, I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm, get high with a little help from my friends,
Mmm, gonna to try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to love.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to love.

Would you believe in a love at first sight?
Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time.
What do you see when you turn out the light?
I can't tell you, but I know it's mine.
Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends,
Mmm I get high with a little help from my friends,
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends!

"That's what I like to hear! Team work!" Mr. Schue clapped for us.

"It took a lot of work, Mr. Shue, but I got them pumped!" Rachel smiled, taking her usual seat next to Finn.

"I'm sure you did, Rachel." he mused. "Okay, seeing you all working together gave me an idea for an assignment for this week."

"Let me guess! Team work?" Puck threw out there.

"No! It's obviously something more in depth. Coming from Mr. Shue, it's probably some thing like 'friendship' or 'dissension'." Rachel spit out.

"What's dissension mean?" Puck muttered to Santana.

"Oh, I know." Britt raised her hand, "I got one last week for skipping class."

"Britt, that's a 'detention'." Mercedes corrected her.

"What's a 'detention'?" she asked, raising an eyebrow.

Kurt remembered in his room when he was having a full-fledged make out with this girl. He felt the urge to vomit. He was 110% gay, and he was sure of it.

"Love songs!"

Kurt bubbled with emotion, and turned to look at Finn, who was eying Rachel from the corner of his eye. What the hell did he see in her?

"And to make this an even more challenging assignment, I am picking partners."

There was a universal 'Ugh' that circulated around the room that stopped at Kurt. "Mr. Shue... I don't think..."

"The list will be posted tomorrow. Class dismissed."