Some Funny Stuff That You Must See!

Joey: Cat does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, any anime characters, or Fear Factor whatsoever!
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CHAPTER ONE: FEAR FACTOR

"HI! I'm Cat, your host for today! This is Fear Factor where you have to face your fears. Here's the first thing you have to complete, you have to put the bugs that are in this jar and put it in that jar. You have to use your mouth only. Your time limit is 5 minutes. The person who has the most ounces in that jar in 5 minutes wins this round. There will only be 4 winners so good luck to you all and Marik, your lucky number 1," said Cat.

"WHAT?! DO I HAVE TO?! THAT'S COMPLETELY UNFAIR!" yelled Marik.

"I DIDN'T DO IT SO DON'T BLAME ME!" replied Cat.

"FINE! I'LL GO FIRST! I'M NOT SCARED OF SOME BUGS!" said Marik.

"OK THEN. I'll tell you when the time starts. You ready?" Cat asked.

"What do you think?" Marik asked.

"OK, start...now!" said Cat.

Marik starts grabbing a lot of bugs in a jar and puts it in another jar.

::5 minutes later::

"Marik, you have 2.3 ounces. Not bad (well kind of). Lets see whose next...Yami. You ready?" asked Cat.

"Yes," said Yami.

"Okay then, go," said Cat.

::5 minutes later::

"You have 4.5 ounces. Tea's next!" said Cat. "Start when your ready."

Tea starts to do that stunt.

::5 minutes later::

"Tea, you have 4.6 ounces," said Cat.

"YEAH!" said Tea as she smiles gleefully.

"Seto Kaiba is next," said Cat.

"So whatcha going ta do money bags?...quit?" joked Joey.

"Shut up, Wheeler," replied Seto.

"Seto, your time starts now!" said Cat.

::5 minutes later::

"You have 2.4 ounces," said Cat.

"Joey, you ready?" asked Cat.

"Yep!" answered Joey.

"Okay, your time starts now!" said Cat.

::5 minutes later::

"Joey, you have 3.9 ounces," said Cat. "Well, it WAS Tristian's turn, but I guess he didn't show up. So I guess we're going to disqualify him for not showing up. Mai's turn!"

"I'm ready," said Mai.

"Your time starts now!" said Cat.

::5 minutes later::

"You have 5.0 ounces! Bakura, you ready?" said Cat

Bakura had a disgusted look on his face, then he said, "I quit."

"YOU WHAT?!" asked Cat, shocked.

Bakura, who still had a disgusted look on his face, replied, "You heard me."

"Okay. The people who will compete in the next round will be... Yami, Tea, Joey and Mai! See ya'll tomorrow!" said Cat.

::Next day::

"Only two people can be in the final round. The challenge would be to eat two things you spin. YOU CAN LAND ON FRUIT PIE, RAW EGGS, BOILED EGGS, CANDY, RAW SNAKE , LIVE BUGS , AND LIVE WORMS! You have to eat it without throwing up. Now let's begin! Mai, since you have the highest score on the last round, you get to decide who goes first," said Cat.

"Joey will go first," said Mai.

"Okay. Joey, you ready?" said Cat.

"Yep!" answered Joey as he spins the wheel.

The wheel starts to slow down.

There was a lot of suspense going around. Cat starts to say, "It lands on..."

The wheel stops, it lands on fruit pie.

"FRUIT PIE! YOU WERE LUCKY!" said Cat.

Joey smiles greedily as he devours the 2 pieces of fruit pie.

"So...whose next?" asked Cat.

"Tea," said Mai.

Tea spins the wheel.

The wheel starts to slow down. It stops.

"LIVE BUGS!" Cat said, practically shouting.

Tea had a disgusted look on her face. She carefully picks up two bugs, put it into her mouth, and starts eating the bugs, but she then throws up.

"I'm sorry Tea," said Cat.

"At least I had some fun," said Tea as she starts walking away.

"Yami's next," said Mai.

Yami spins the wheel.

The wheel stops.

"It lands on...CANDY!!! DAMN YOUR LUCKY!!!" said Cat.

Yami smiles cheerfully and eats the candy.

"Well, I guess its my turn to spin," said Mai as she spun the wheel.

The wheel stops.

"It lands on...LIVE WORMS!" said Cat.

"Ew! I'd rather quit than eat those!" said Mai.

"Really?" asked Cat.

"Yes! I quit!" Mai said as she walks away.

"Well I guess you two are the going to be in the finals!" Cat said to Joey and Yami.

::NEXT DAY::

"The final challenge today would be...I don't know what the final is," said Cat.

Joey and Yami did an anime fall.

"What? I didn't write it, so I don't know it!" pouted Cat.

Joey and Yami rolled eyes and said, "Sure ya don't!"

Cat gave them an evil glare.

Joey and Yami started complaining to Cat.

"STOP IT! JUST STOP IT!" yelled Cat. "FINE! I'LL FIND A CHALLENGE FOR YOU GUYS!" Cat took her cellphone out and dialed a number. She started talking. After when she was done, she then hung up the phone. She said to Joey and Yami, "Well, I finally got a stunt for you boys. You have to jump from one moving car to another without falling off. The person who falls off loses."

Joey's and Yami's eyes widened. They said, "WHAT?!" practically at the same time.

"You heard me, besides it wasn't my idea it was Riku Sempai's. Oh, and by the way, special thanks to a viewer, Riku Sempai, and Yami has to go first," said Cat.

"I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die," said Yami, as he repeated these words.

"Good luck man, hope you don't die," said Joey.

Yami was on a car. He jumps off it as he screamed. He was in the air as he crashed into a car. He slipped off.

"Oooh. That's gotta leave a mark," said Cat as she squinted her eyes. "Well, I guess that's it for Yami. Joey, it's now your turn."

Joey sighed. Joey walked toward a car. He got on it. He jumps, he screams in terror, he lands on a car. "Ow," said Joey.

"Congrats Joey, your the winner!" Cat yelled at him.

Joey smiles and asked, "What do I win?"

"Get off of my car and I'll tell you," said Cat.

Joey got of Cat's car, and walked toward Cat.

"You win 4 tickets to the new Yu-Gi-Oh Movie and a kiss from me!" said Cat. Cat hands Joey the ticket and kisses Joey on the cheek.

"YES! I GET TO SEE THE MOVIE I'M IN!" Joey yelled, excitedly.

Cat rolled her eyes.

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YAY! I finally finished the first chapter! The next one is going to be kind of long but not as long as this first chapter! It wont be about fear factor either. Its going to be a different thing. Well review please!