This is my first dip into the Harry Potter fandom. My friend and beta Winterluna came up with a challenge; write five two hundred word drabbles on five different pairings or relationships in the HP fandom. These are my attempts. :) Snark is set one year after the battle of Hogwarts.
Snark
"Well, why don't you go back to Lavender if you feel I'm really such a horrible nag to you Ron? I'm sure she'd just love to take you back!" They stood at opposite ends of the tiny flat, both red in the face and hoarse from yelling. She had her wand out and looked seconds away from cursing him. He didn't appear to notice.
"Maybe I will! Yeah, maybe I will go back to Lavender if that's what you want. And you can have Vicky back, I'll bet he's loads more mature and selfless and hardworking and loyal and a much better Quidditch player too."
"Actually he is! And he doesn't get so hung up over it either!"
"Well if that's if what you think, I'll go!"
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
The door slammed behind him and she stood glaring at it, shoulders quivering with speechless rage as if it were the cause of all her woes. She couldn't quite remember how to move. Approximately thirty seconds later he came flying back through the door. They met halfway across the room in an embrace that quickly turned into a kiss.
"M' sorry."
"I'm so sorry."
"I love you."
"I love you too."