Far post-Reichenbach (AU?). Pre-arranged off-screen Sherlolly. Living arrangements as before. Mostly texts. Bit mean to Anderson, and Anderson being mean. Bit immature Sherlock being a bit immature. Meant to be slightly humorous.
My first ever fic for BBC Sherlock.
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In Which Previously Molly has taken an sick Toby to the vet.
(Scotland Yard)
"What the hell is this? I almost died. Stupid thing ran out into the road. Some idiot must have let it escape from that vets off the main road."
When did they let you escape from the vet?- SH
"Will someone stop him from doing this? Lestrade could- does no one actually die?"
-They obviously can't, otherwise it would have been done. Not a great leap, yours is always backwards.
-Where are you? Get a life, or I'll have you arrested for wasting police time.
-1. On the borderline between hearing you and not having to look at your face. 2. I have a life, it's worse for you, and 3. I doubt it. You have delusions of grandeur. 3. i. If you are stupid enough to believe I'm still here for you confront, you are stupider than usual.- SH
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-Don't do that, it's not nice.- M x
-You're factually not an idiot. He needed to be corrected. He doesn't like me anyway. -S
-Thank you anyway.
-Is the cat mortally ill?
-No, Sherlock.
-Good. I will be double checking this.
-Do you know much about cat illnesses?
-Not specifically cats. But I know how to research relevant topics correctly and apply them.
-This is important enough to retain, then?
-…yes.
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-Did you have to do it like that? -J
-Yes. He called Molly an idiot.-S
-Fair. -J
-Have you got any new names?- S
-Wanker is just fine. I'm not making the effort.- J
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-I was going to say there are more diplomatic ways but I think the context invalidates that before I say it.- GL
-This is Molly. Sherlock actually smiled at that- M x
-Tell him "bugger off" -GL
-I've tolerated this so far but you but the chief use of quotation marks is quite easy to understand: a pair of quotation marks encloses a direct quotation — that is, a repetition of someone's exact words. Go away.- S
-Well, that told me…-GL
-He doesn't mean it in a bad way. -M
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(Next day)
"Oh! Cats now, dead cats in the fridge…I don't know…don't you laugh, Sherlock Holmes."
"God's sake…I don't know where else you expect them to be."
"And eyes, again. Eyes..."
"No. Cat's eyes…'cat's eyes'…? Oh, never mind. Put that back!"