Disclaimer: I don't own 'em. Sorry to all my friends at SS7 in advance!! McDonalds, Ubers and your brain may never recover from this. Whoop's! Simply a skit comedy... You don't like it? Tough luck. Just don't read it if you're gonna be that way!
Rated: PG-13 for 'sexual innuendo's' and 'potty mouths'
Skit #589752: Show Season Seven
By ~Delenn~
Ares appeared sitting on a chair next to Xena and Gabrielle, who are stuffing their faces at McDonalds, he is seemingly deep in thought, though that doesn't stop him from munching on a 'few' fries.
Xena, pausing stuffing her face long enough to ask: Still upset that someone (she looks pointedly at Gabrielle) forgot to call you about our 'end of the show McDeaths' party?
Gabrielle, with a mouthful of food: Wut? I forgut, dop it alreadie!
Ares, finally snapping out of it, and making a face: Ok, that is disgusting. And yes I'm still upset about that. But that's not what I've been thinking about.
Gabrielle, shrugging and closing her mouth with a mumbled: Sorry!
Xena, taking a much-needed sip of coke-a-cola: That stuff is salty, dude! So, Ar, what's on ya mind?
Ares, groaning as the song changes to 'Oop's I Did It Again': Don't you think that when you died it was kinda abrupt?
Xena, leaning back and dusting crumbs off of her leather: We've talked about this, Ares. I don't know when I'm gonna die.
Gabrielle: But you're back!
Xena, shrugging: I'm only on life 4. That's 5 more! Hey, I rhymed, cool!
Ares: But that's my point. You're still alive, and yet the camera's just left... without any of our 'issues' being worked out.
Gabrielle, leaning back and patting her full tummy: Xena, I think he wants a good-bye kiss.
Ares, grimacing: No way, Xe has McDeath breath!
Xena: Hey! I resent that!
Ares, rolling his eyes: What I mean is... Oh gods damn it!
Gabrielle, startled: What!?
Xena, chuckling lightly: He forgot his point.
Gabrielle, bored: Oh. Wasn't it gonna be about you two never doing it on air?
Ares and Xena, wide-eyed: Gabrielle!!
Ares, happily: Ohhhh, I remembered! I've been watching the edited stuff they put out about us, and I'm not happy. None of the important questions were answered! I want us to make another season.
Xena, giggling: Ooh, that sounded dirty!
Ares, looking at the Warrior Princess with worry: Ohhkay.... No more McDeath's for you, Xena.
Gabrielle, rolling her eyes: They joys of you two with cable TV.
Xena, envisioning herself flying: So, like, we could do all the stuff we couldn't before?
Ares, excited: Yes!
Gabrielle, easily stating the other's thoughts: Please. The public doesn't want to watch you two make out and fly! Now, if I were to get mysterious powers that we spent a year explaining, that would be good TV!
Ares: What if I talked to Apollo for you Gabrielle?
Gabrielle, slyly: I forget what he looks like.
Xena, reaching in Ares' pocket: Gods, Gabrielle, (she removes her hand, holding his wallet) do you know how many relatives pictures are in here?
Ares begins to protest: Hey!
Xena, reverting to simply insulting him, always a favorite past time of hers: What's a matter? A tad deflated? (She chuckles and unrolls a huge thing of photo's, pointing to one) Here's Apollo, Gabrielle.
Gabrielle: Oooh, yeah, ok. We just have to get the producers to go for it.
Xena, passing Ares' wallet back to the moping god: No problem.
Ares, shaking his head: Xena, you blow my mind.
Xena, confidently: You wish.
Ares, some of his lost self-esteem recovered: Actually, you beg.
Gabrielle, laughing so hard tears are coming out of her eyes: Ohh, that's a good one Ares.
Xena, irritably: Shut it, bard.
A Week Later:
Ares, astonished: You have got to be kidding me.
Xena: Nope. They liked the idea so much I got trampled coming out. (Points to the boot-marks adorning her outfit)
Gabrielle, almost jumping with excitement: Wow, a year all about all of us flying, Apollo and I making out, and you two making out. This rocks!
Ares: Well, Xe, I gotta hand it to you. I never thought they'd go for it!
Xena, shrugging: They think they'll make millions. Who knew?
Gabrielle, eagerly: Are they raising our pay-checks?
Ares, snorting: Of course not.
Xena, shaking a fist: Bastard! --Uh, bastard's', yeah, bastards!
Apollo, appearing: You called? So when are we doing this bitch?
Xena, chuckling: Don't get to excited, Apollo... It's a show, 'member.
Gabrielle, smiling: So that's who Ares got it from!
Ares, irritated: Excuse me? Whatever 'it' is, he got it from ME!
The End
Rated: PG-13 for 'sexual innuendo's' and 'potty mouths'
By ~Delenn~
Ares appeared sitting on a chair next to Xena and Gabrielle, who are stuffing their faces at McDonalds, he is seemingly deep in thought, though that doesn't stop him from munching on a 'few' fries.
Xena, pausing stuffing her face long enough to ask: Still upset that someone (she looks pointedly at Gabrielle) forgot to call you about our 'end of the show McDeaths' party?
Gabrielle, with a mouthful of food: Wut? I forgut, dop it alreadie!
Ares, finally snapping out of it, and making a face: Ok, that is disgusting. And yes I'm still upset about that. But that's not what I've been thinking about.
Gabrielle, shrugging and closing her mouth with a mumbled: Sorry!
Xena, taking a much-needed sip of coke-a-cola: That stuff is salty, dude! So, Ar, what's on ya mind?
Ares, groaning as the song changes to 'Oop's I Did It Again': Don't you think that when you died it was kinda abrupt?
Xena, leaning back and dusting crumbs off of her leather: We've talked about this, Ares. I don't know when I'm gonna die.
Gabrielle: But you're back!
Xena, shrugging: I'm only on life 4. That's 5 more! Hey, I rhymed, cool!
Ares: But that's my point. You're still alive, and yet the camera's just left... without any of our 'issues' being worked out.
Gabrielle, leaning back and patting her full tummy: Xena, I think he wants a good-bye kiss.
Ares, grimacing: No way, Xe has McDeath breath!
Xena: Hey! I resent that!
Ares, rolling his eyes: What I mean is... Oh gods damn it!
Gabrielle, startled: What!?
Xena, chuckling lightly: He forgot his point.
Gabrielle, bored: Oh. Wasn't it gonna be about you two never doing it on air?
Ares and Xena, wide-eyed: Gabrielle!!
Ares, happily: Ohhhh, I remembered! I've been watching the edited stuff they put out about us, and I'm not happy. None of the important questions were answered! I want us to make another season.
Xena, giggling: Ooh, that sounded dirty!
Ares, looking at the Warrior Princess with worry: Ohhkay.... No more McDeath's for you, Xena.
Gabrielle, rolling her eyes: They joys of you two with cable TV.
Xena, envisioning herself flying: So, like, we could do all the stuff we couldn't before?
Ares, excited: Yes!
Gabrielle, easily stating the other's thoughts: Please. The public doesn't want to watch you two make out and fly! Now, if I were to get mysterious powers that we spent a year explaining, that would be good TV!
Ares: What if I talked to Apollo for you Gabrielle?
Gabrielle, slyly: I forget what he looks like.
Xena, reaching in Ares' pocket: Gods, Gabrielle, (she removes her hand, holding his wallet) do you know how many relatives pictures are in here?
Ares begins to protest: Hey!
Xena, reverting to simply insulting him, always a favorite past time of hers: What's a matter? A tad deflated? (She chuckles and unrolls a huge thing of photo's, pointing to one) Here's Apollo, Gabrielle.
Gabrielle: Oooh, yeah, ok. We just have to get the producers to go for it.
Xena, passing Ares' wallet back to the moping god: No problem.
Ares, shaking his head: Xena, you blow my mind.
Xena, confidently: You wish.
Ares, some of his lost self-esteem recovered: Actually, you beg.
Gabrielle, laughing so hard tears are coming out of her eyes: Ohh, that's a good one Ares.
Xena, irritably: Shut it, bard.
A Week Later:
Ares, astonished: You have got to be kidding me.
Xena: Nope. They liked the idea so much I got trampled coming out. (Points to the boot-marks adorning her outfit)
Gabrielle, almost jumping with excitement: Wow, a year all about all of us flying, Apollo and I making out, and you two making out. This rocks!
Ares: Well, Xe, I gotta hand it to you. I never thought they'd go for it!
Xena, shrugging: They think they'll make millions. Who knew?
Gabrielle, eagerly: Are they raising our pay-checks?
Ares, snorting: Of course not.
Xena, shaking a fist: Bastard! --Uh, bastard's', yeah, bastards!
Apollo, appearing: You called? So when are we doing this bitch?
Xena, chuckling: Don't get to excited, Apollo... It's a show, 'member.
Gabrielle, smiling: So that's who Ares got it from!
Ares, irritated: Excuse me? Whatever 'it' is, he got it from ME!