You are about to enter a world of extreme randomness and craziness, so be prepared for the unexpected…..this fic is not for the faint hearted…or anyone who doesn't have a sense of humor.
Salutations, friends. Glad you took the time to read my newest fanfic: MSN- Chase and Me. My Chase Young obsession is coming back stronger than ever before…..maybe because the lack of Xiaolin Showdown airings!! DX DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN WATCH XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN EPISODES?! If you know, I'll give you brownies. Yes, chocolate chip filled. 3
Basically this fic is about Chase and me meeting on MSN and talking about random topics. Things can get crazy……so if YOU'RE a crazy person and as big of a Chase Young fan as I am, then GREAT!! This fic is perfect for you! So I'll just shut up now and let you all read.
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De-Irish-Waffle has signed on
De-Irish-Waffle: ……HELLOOOOOOOOO?? Anyone THERRRRRRE?? I love planting flowers…ESPECIALLY PETUNIAS!! AHAHA!! xDD
De-Irish-Waffle: (sighs) Where IS everyone?? NO ONE IS ONNN!! MWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (whines uncontrollably)
YoungDragonEater has signed on
De-Irish-Waffle: (gasps) haii! :3
YoungDragonEater: Do I know you?
De-Irish-Waffle: i don't know. do I know YOUUUU??
YoungDragonEater: Hmm……touché…..
De-Irish-Waffle: yeah, i'm smart like that. did you know i liked eggs?
YoungDragonEater: No, I don't recall. I think eggs are delicious, too.
De-Irish-Waffle: AWESOME!! we have something in common!! xDD
YoungDragonEater: Why, yes, we do. (:
De-Irish-Waffle: SWEETNESS!! (headbangs)
YoungDragonEater: ……..sweetness?…….
De-Irish-Waffle: yeah, it's my slang word. xD
YoungDragonEater: I'm not really up to date on all the 'slang' words. I prefer to talk like a civilized human.
De-Irish-Waffle: ………..
YoungDragonEater: ………….
De-Irish-Waffle: Syrup goes with pancakes.
YoungDragonEater: …….Yes…they DO…..thank you for pointing out that obvious fact.
De-Irish-Waffle: You're welcome.
YoungDragonEater: By looking at your MSN name, I say you enjoy…waffles?
De-Irish-Waffle: YOU BET I DO, BUDDY!! I THINK THEY'RE THE BESTEST BREAKFAST FOOD IN THE WORLD!! I'D GO GRANNY BONKERS WITHOUT 'EM!! (goes spaz and falls on the floor)
YoungDragonEater: o.o…………Do I need to call the paramedics?
De-Irish-Waffle: Ha….AHAHA….no. i'm fine. just a little whack, that's all. five mountain dews in you will make ya on top of the ceiling, ya know?
YoungDragonEater: (shrugs) I'll take your word for it. I'm not that much of a pop drinker myself.
De-Irish-Waffle: (gasps) WHAAAAT?! points finger at you YOU'RE A FREAK!!
YoungDragonEater: I get that a lot.
De-Irish-Waffle: …….uhhh……. sorry?
YoungDragonEater: Non taken.
De-Irish-Waffle: i'm a ninja/alchemist.
YoungDragonEater: Pardon?
De-Irish-Waffle: SHHHHHH!! keep your voice down!! they'll hear you!!
YoungDragonEater: Who'll hear you? You're not making any sense!
De-Irish-Waffle: (hisses) THE GEESE!! they're lurking behind my washing machine…..i'm gonna go get my katana just in case……brb.
YoungDragonEater: Err…alright.
De-Irish-Waffle: okay, back. but the geese are still there…damn walking turds…..
YoungDragonEater: I'm so confused. Do you have a thing against geese or something of that nature?
De-Irish-Waffle: oh GOD……holds back tears T.T
YoungDragonEater: …..Do you want to talk about it?
De-Irish-Waffle: you wanna hear the whole story? alright…….are you there?
YoungDragonEater: Affirmative.
De-Irish-Waffle: WHAT?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! DDX
YoungDragonEater: NOWHERE! Affirmative means YES!
De-Irish-Waffle: ……..oh………..ahaha, sorry.
YoungDragonEater: It's alright. Just a misunderstanding, is all. Now, as you were saying?
De-Irish-Waffle: oh yeah, well, one day last summer, me, my brother, and my cousin were innocently riding our bikes around this big ass pond, right? meh bro and cuz were up ahead of me. they rode past this huge flock of geese; the geese didn't do anything. now, as i was trying to ride past, ONE OF THEM STARTED CHASING ME!! cries
YoungDragonEater: ……Wow, that's-
De-Irish-Waffle: AND IT WAS A BIG ONE, TOO!! IT WAS FLAPPING ITS WINGS AND MAKING WEIRD NOISES!! I WAS SO SCARED THAT I ACCIDENTALLY FELL IN THE POND!! AND MY BIKE FELL ON TOP OF ME!! I had to have stitches…..damn goose…AND IT FLEW INTO THE WATER AND WAS FLYIN' ABOVE MY HEAD!! I WAS IN TEARS!! And meh damn brother and cousin just laughed……
YoungDragonEater: ……..(laughs)
De-Irish-Waffle: what's so funny?! that was traumatizing!
YoungDragonEater: Oh my, you are SUCH an amusing child. Very interesting personality you have….
De-Irish-Waffle: …..wait…YOU'RE AN ADULT??
YoungDragonEater: NO!! Err…..I'm young! I'm….uhh…..twenty?
De-Irish-Waffle: Hmm…..(shrugs) good enough for me! I'm only 14. :D
YoungDragonEater: Oh?
De-Irish-Waffle: yep! - though I like you. you're cool…AND smart!!
YoungDragonEater: (chuckles) Why, thank you. You're….cool, too.
De-Irish-Waffle: (gasps) REALLY?! YOU MEAN THAT?! (glomps)
YoungDragonEater: Glomp? What's that?
De-Irish-Waffle: (grins evilly)
YoungDragonEater: Should I be scared?
De-Irish-Waffle: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe…………..kukuku.
YoungDragonEater: I'll just burn you into ashes……kukuku.
De-Irish-Waffle: ….whoa…..you do that??
YoungDragonEater: Occasionally.
De-Irish-Waffle: hmm……interesting……
YoungDragonEater: I'm special.
De-Irish-Waffle: OH MY GOSH!! DUCK!! (hits the floor)
YoungDragonEater: Hmm? What's going on with you?
De-Irish-Waffle: holy……holy CRAP…..IT'S A SWARM!! GET THE HOSE!! DAMMIT, SOMEONE GET THE HOSE!!
YoungDragonEater: I'm speechless. What do you want me to do?
De-Irish-Waffle: no….get back…….don't make me go chainsaw/katana on your asses………brb.
YoungDragonEater: ……..
De-Irish-Waffle: alright, YOU ASKED FOR IT!! (burns all geese with flamethrower) there. mission accomplished.
YoungDragonEater: (blinks in bafflement)
De-Irish-Waffle: there was a geese situation. and i had to go water my bonsai tree. everything's under control now.
YoungDragonEater: Erm…alright. You have a bonsai tree? Are you from Japan?
De-Irish-Waffle: (laughs) no. i just really like the Japanese culture, that's all. i DO have a bonsai tree, though! i named it Dojo.
YoungDragonEater: Dojo, eh? Where'd you get that name?
De-Irish-Waffle: easy: XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN, BABY!! (headbangs again)
YoungDragonEater: Wait…..Xiaolin Showdown??
De-Irish-Waffle: yepper! :D it's one of the best shows out there!
YoungDragonEater: Is there someone named Chase Young in it?
De-Irish-Waffle: oh……my………..god……..HE'S THE BEST OF THEM ALL!! :D :D :D :D :D I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! He ROCKS!!
YoungDragonEater: He IS, is he?
De-Irish-Waffle: YAH!! HE'S ONE OF THE COOLIEST EVIL DUDES EVER!! I wish i could meet 'em…..):
YoungDragonEater: (smirks)
De-Irish-Waffle: what? ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY SEXUAL CHASE YOUNG FANTASIES?!
YoungDragonEater: HUH?? SEXUAL?!
De-Irish-Waffle: what?
YoungDragonEater: Err….nothing. But, smirks, I have a secret.
De-Irish-Waffle: you do?? CAN I HEAR IT?! I SWEAR I WON'T TELL A SOUL!!
YoungDragonEater: It may come as a shock to you. Do you really want to hear?
De-Irish-Waffle: YES!! you're starting to drive me crazy, dude! xP
YoungDragonEater: Alright. But first- what would you do if you found out I was Chase Young?
De-Irish-Waffle: i'd pass out on the floor.
YoungDragonEater: For real? Or would you just write that down on here?
De-Irish-Waffle: hmm…..maybe both……why? what are you trying to say??
YoungDragonEater: Maybe I'm trying to say that I may indeed be Chase Young.
De-Irish-Waffle: ………..
YoungDragonEater: What? Do you not believe me?
De-Irish-Waffle: no way. no way am i gonna believe that i'm ACTUALLY talking to THE CHASE YOUNG.i need some proof.
YoungDragonEater: If you wish. Hold on. I'll find a photo of me for you.
De-Irish-Waffle: hmmm………..fine. BUT IT BETTER NOT BE EDITED OR PHOTOSHOPPED, OR ELSE YOU'RE GOING DOWWWWN.
YoungDragonEater: There. Look at my display picture. See? That's me.
De-Irish-Waffle: (gasps) WOWWWW!! :D so it IS you!! who are those people behind you?
YoungDragonEater: That's what I stated before. Oh, yes, those are my parents.
De-Irish-Waffle: waaaaait. how do i know this isn't from the Internet??
YoungDragonEater: Have you ever come across a picture of me with my parents?
De-Irish-Waffle: no…I haven't……
YoungDragonEater: See? Though, if you still don't believe me, I can send you some more pictures, if you'd like……
De-Irish-Waffle: do you still have that robe when you were on the Xiaolin side?
YoungDragonEater: That's LONG gone, my dear.
De-Irish-Waffle: you looked good in blue.
YoungDragonEater: (blushes) I did?
De-Irish-Waffle: definitely! :D that color totally suits you!
YoungDragonEater: Thank you very much. I'm flattered. Oh, I haven't asked for your name. Of course you know mine, but-
De-Irish-Waffle: it's anna.
YoungDragonEater: Oh, how lovely. (:
De-Irish-Waffle: Chase….i gotta go……
YoungDragonEater: So soon? Why?
De-Irish-Waffle: because…there's a GIANT cacao bean behind me……it has fangs…..
YoungDragonEater: ………..
De-Irish-Waffle: i'll be on tomorrow. c ya……
De-Irish-Waffle has signed off
YoungDragonEater: Hmm…tomorrow it is.
YoungDragonEater has signed off
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That's the first chapter for ya! Hoped you liked it. Now, REVIEW!!
(oh, the geese story…that actually happened to me. Though, not the falling into the pond thing. I just made that up. xDD)