Finally my dearest readers, I have time to fix up a few details on my story and upload a few stories from my old profile. All changed now.
This is the first to amuse you, Bad to the bone.
I hope it will please you.
Enough to review that is Smiles
Your obediant author
Anne x
Prelude:
Time to change things around. That is why i am going to Forks. Rick. He tells me i am not good enough. He tells me that i am not his type of girl, not his brand of ale. RICK more like DICK. Yeah, that suits him a lot better.
The night after he dumped me, I snuck over to his house. I saw him with Susie, my best friend got laid with HIM. That total git. So, she had gone into the kitchen to make martini, but she had been called back to him. So, while he nibbles her ear, i sneak through the window, open the small vile of elixir, pouring in three drops in each drink.
Susie comes back in to get the drinks, she didn't notice me behind the door. I hear giggling, seductive sweet talk that won me over once, but not twice. I hear the clinking of glass. And then, finally i hear, nothing. I wait, i peek through the door crack, they are lying together. Susie laying on top of Rick. And the one word of revenge clicked in my head, "DEAD". I smirk, pleased by my work.
I sneak out the window, and sleep well for the first night since i slept with Him. Of course the news reported the murder. That's what they all saw it as, Murder. They always do. I saw it as justice, the right of woman to get equal. Men treat us like flesh, something to enjoy, then throw away when they are finished, so that's what i did. But girls have a different way of throwing away, More like taking out the trash.
The police picked up some jumbo who was so crazy, he confessed to the murders. So now i am free. I am leaving Phoenix, I am going to Forks. I will find another lover or Boyfriend there, and if he treats me badly, I can always take out the next can of trash, No worries.
Coz I am Bad To The Bone.