Jean shook her head at Bobby. "Why do you say things like that?"
"What?" said Bobby. "About Magik's hotness? Because she is."
"No, I know," said Jean. "And believe me, she knows. But..."
Bobby raised an eyebrow. "But..."
"You know," said Jean.
"What?" said Bobby.
"Come on," said Jean.
"What's happening?" said Bobby.
"Bobby," said Jean loudly. "You're gay."
Bobby's eyes widened. "No I'm not!"
"Yes you are," said Jean, loud enough for Magik to hear. "Bobby you're gay!"
"No I'm not!" Bobby tried to yell louder than Jean. "No I'm not! No I'm not!"
Magik walked up to them. "What's going on?"
"Bobby's gay," said Jean.
"Really?" said Magik. "I mean I had my suspicions and it would explain why you're overcompensating."
"I'm not overcompensating," said Bobby.
Magik laughed. "Bobby, you've hit on me six times in just the last hour."
"Because you're smoking hot!" said Bobby.
Magik put her hand on Bobby's arm. "Look, I get that this is something that's hard to come to terms to. Admitting you're gay can be difficult."
"That's true," said Bobby. "But. I'm. Not. Gay."
"Okay, I understand," said Magik.
"Good," said Bobby.
"You don't want to come out of the closet just right now. That's cool. I'll keep your secret." Magik began to walk off.
"I have not secret!" Bobby yelled at Magik.
"No, I get it." Magik made a show of zipping her lips.
Bobby turned to Jean. "What was that about? Read my mind. You'll see that I am not-"
Jean smiled. "Oh I know."
"Why did you tell her I was gay then?" said Bobby.
"Well," said Jean. "Someone ate my yogurt. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?"
Bobby rolled his eyes. "Oh my god! Is that what this is about?"
"Yeah," said Jean. "Payback's a bitch."