~*~Author's note~*~ this is not technically a fan fiction story. I just
feel like having more than one story on my account, so I put this
explanation of Dragonball to a friend of mine up. Maybe some psycho DBZ fan
who's never seen Dragonball will read this and manage to get some
information out of it. I doubt it, since it's a little complicated.
DRAGONBALL RULES!
Now I'll tell you a story:
Once there was a little kid named Goku with a yellow cloud and a stick that could get longer or shorter, on the kid's command. He was an odd little kid. He had a monkey tail.
He made some friends: Bulma, the technical genius juvenile delinquent; Turtle, a turtle; Master Roshi, a dirty old man; the Ox-King; Chichi, the Ox-King's daughter; Ulan, the shape-shifting pig; Yamcha, the desert bandit with a fear of beautiful women; Puar, Yamcha's shape shifting cat; Krillin, a bald kid with no nose; and quite a few others.
Goku's two main goals in life were: to become a strong fighter like his deceased grandpa, Gohan, and to find his grandpa's four-star dragonball.
Goku also makes some enemies: Emperor Pilaf (who is sooooooo cute!!! ...demented, but cute!), and the entire Red Ribbon Army, especially Lieutenants Silver, White, Blue, and the guy in charge, the short one.
Bulma told Goku that if he got all seven dragonballs, he could make a wish. She made him a dragon-radar, and then she fell in love with Yamcha and ditched Goku with nothing but a yellow cloud that Master Roshi gave him. That was right after Goku turned into a giant monkey and destroyed Emperor Pilaf's castle. Then, Goku went and delivered milk with Krillin and almost won the world martial arts tournament, but Jackie Chun, who was really Master Roshi's cousin, who was REALLY really Master Roshi, beat him by blowing up the moon. Of course, before all of that, Goku rescued Chichi and brought her back to the Ox-King. They were going to get married, but Goku decided that he should find the dragonballs first.
That's all you really need to know, but here's some extra-credit:
Then Turtle decided to go hang out with other turtles instead of that looser Master Roshi, but Master Roshi was ok with that, because then Launch came and sneezed and shot all Blue's men with a machine gun. Then Bulma found a diamond in the pirate's cave, but Launch stole it just before the time bomb went off and the pixies ate Blue's car, just before Arale beat Blue up right after he saw this little boy who looked like his brother.
Come on, there's just a little more: Way before that happened, Goku met this cute redheaded girl with a hat who asked him to rescue her village chief, so he did, and he rescued Frankenstein's monster while he was at it, although the monster had a different name. Somewhere in the middle of all that, Goku learned the Kamehameha Wave and Master Roshi went for a walk with Ulan who had transformed into Bulma.
Ok, I lied, but this is it: That was after Puar and Yamcha tried stealing Goku and Bulma's dragonballs, but before Yamcha and Bulma fall in love. Not long after that, they break up... get back together... break up... (Yes, this is actually in the plot, I'm counting!) Get back together... break up, and stay broken up because Bulma eventually gets married and has a kid who's a brat named Trunks, but that's a different story.
Cool story, right? I thought you'd like it.
DRAGONBALL RULES!
Now I'll tell you a story:
Once there was a little kid named Goku with a yellow cloud and a stick that could get longer or shorter, on the kid's command. He was an odd little kid. He had a monkey tail.
He made some friends: Bulma, the technical genius juvenile delinquent; Turtle, a turtle; Master Roshi, a dirty old man; the Ox-King; Chichi, the Ox-King's daughter; Ulan, the shape-shifting pig; Yamcha, the desert bandit with a fear of beautiful women; Puar, Yamcha's shape shifting cat; Krillin, a bald kid with no nose; and quite a few others.
Goku's two main goals in life were: to become a strong fighter like his deceased grandpa, Gohan, and to find his grandpa's four-star dragonball.
Goku also makes some enemies: Emperor Pilaf (who is sooooooo cute!!! ...demented, but cute!), and the entire Red Ribbon Army, especially Lieutenants Silver, White, Blue, and the guy in charge, the short one.
Bulma told Goku that if he got all seven dragonballs, he could make a wish. She made him a dragon-radar, and then she fell in love with Yamcha and ditched Goku with nothing but a yellow cloud that Master Roshi gave him. That was right after Goku turned into a giant monkey and destroyed Emperor Pilaf's castle. Then, Goku went and delivered milk with Krillin and almost won the world martial arts tournament, but Jackie Chun, who was really Master Roshi's cousin, who was REALLY really Master Roshi, beat him by blowing up the moon. Of course, before all of that, Goku rescued Chichi and brought her back to the Ox-King. They were going to get married, but Goku decided that he should find the dragonballs first.
That's all you really need to know, but here's some extra-credit:
Then Turtle decided to go hang out with other turtles instead of that looser Master Roshi, but Master Roshi was ok with that, because then Launch came and sneezed and shot all Blue's men with a machine gun. Then Bulma found a diamond in the pirate's cave, but Launch stole it just before the time bomb went off and the pixies ate Blue's car, just before Arale beat Blue up right after he saw this little boy who looked like his brother.
Come on, there's just a little more: Way before that happened, Goku met this cute redheaded girl with a hat who asked him to rescue her village chief, so he did, and he rescued Frankenstein's monster while he was at it, although the monster had a different name. Somewhere in the middle of all that, Goku learned the Kamehameha Wave and Master Roshi went for a walk with Ulan who had transformed into Bulma.
Ok, I lied, but this is it: That was after Puar and Yamcha tried stealing Goku and Bulma's dragonballs, but before Yamcha and Bulma fall in love. Not long after that, they break up... get back together... break up... (Yes, this is actually in the plot, I'm counting!) Get back together... break up, and stay broken up because Bulma eventually gets married and has a kid who's a brat named Trunks, but that's a different story.
Cool story, right? I thought you'd like it.