A/N: Hey, I decide to make this story today, so please R&R! Feedback is appreciated, but no violent flames please.

This time, Inuyasha's going to say the disclaimer for me!

IY: Why should I?

linkmaster27: Because... OF THIS!

(linkmaster27 calls Kagome and she sits him 1000 times)

IY: OWOWOWOWOW! Ok! Ok! linkmaster27 does not own Inuyasha! He just owns the plot!

linkmaster27: That's more like it.

Begin Chappie 1!

My Rescuer, the Hentai

Chapter 1: Abduction of a youkai exterminator

Miroku the Houshi walked alongside Sango, the youkai exterminator. They had decided to take a walk and the two were chatting, while Inuyasha and Kagome went to kill an easy youkai who had a very small Shikon shard, to add it to their collection.

Wow, thought Sango, Houshi-Sama hasn't groped me in two weeks! Come to think of it, I think he's making an effort! I wonder if he feels the same way I feel about him...

Miroku thought: well, it's now or nothing. "Sango... I..."

"Yes Houshi-Sama?"

"Well... I..."

"Yes?"

"I love you."

Sango gasped and turned beet red.

"Houshi-Sama, I-"

"SANGO! Shhh! We're not alone." Miroku suddenly warned.

Miroku readied his staff and Sango lifted Hirakotsu.

Then they heard another rustling noise.

WHAM! SOK!

Miroku had swung his staff and Sango had thrown Hirakotsu.

They unraveled the bushes to see...

A VERY surprised Inuyasha and Kagome, who was holding a video camera.

Sango and Miroku chased them all the way to the shores of Japan, (uhh... they didn't really. They just chased them very, VERY far.)

"Now... where we're we, Houshi-Sama?" Sango said, and then was about to kiss Miroku when a youkai jumped of nowhere and took Sango by surprise.

"Houshi-Sama! HELP!!!!"

"SANGO!!!"

Miroku ran after the youkai, but then it disappeared in a flash of light.

Then Miroku saw a note.

Miroku,

It's me, Naraku. Like my newest powerful youkai? He-he-he. The first time I saw him, I just knew he was perfect for the job. By the way, Sango is going to be at my place for two weeks. During those days, I'm going to torture her until she screams, and make her suffer. By two weeks, she'll be dead. Great plan, huh? And this is just the beginning. After Sango, I'll move on to Kagome, and Inuyasha, and the rest of your friends! Have a nice life, Miroku, while you still can! Because you'll be the last one I kill, and I'll make sure you have your last breaths right in front of the carcasses of your friends. And then, I won't have any of you to contend with, and I'll win, as it will be in the end.

You'd better say you're last prayers for Sango, because nothing can save her now.

In your WORST interest,

Naraku.

Miroku broke out in a sweat. Inuyasha and Kagome were far away. He'd just have to do this himself.

Miroku read the note one time and said, "Not if I have anything to say about that, BASTARD!" and he ran off to try to save the youkai exterminator he loved.

A/N: Whew! What a chapter! Anyways, please R&R this story! I'm aiming for at least 5 reviews before I make the next chapter, so please, R&R!