Record of Ludus War

To the south of Alecrast lies an accursed island called Ludus,

Run by a princess high priestess.

She has some problems, though.

Her name is Sheesh.

The Priestess Princess Sheesh was waiting in her throne room. Just then, the door opened. Corn the free knight came rushing in, along with Seen-it, an elf.

"Princess-Priestess..."

"Yo, dawg, it's PRIESTESS PRINCESS SHEESH!"

"Yeah, whatever. The dragon, Snooping Star, is attacking southern Shame, and he is mad. King Peanut needs your help."

"Yeah, so?" Sheesh said, looking at her nails. She was sitting on the throne with one leg draped over the side. "Whaddaya wan' me ta do 'bout it?"

"Uh, you could just send an army after. I've seen it before where they did that." said Seen-It.

"Yo, I jest use holy magic, not send no them-there arme'."

"Fine, Nearest, Kane, Weewia and Orphan will just have to come with us."

"I'm sure they'll agree, I've seen them do it before."

"Oh, and Car can come too."

"Bring mae' a ho' dawg while yer atit."

"Whatever, your Highness."

"Wid musterd!"

"Sure, I've seen one of them before!" said Seen-It.


Ok, In case you haven't figured it out:

Corn- Parn

Kane- Slayn

Sheesh- Neese

Weewia- Leylia

Seen-It- Deedlit

Orphan- Orson

King Peanut- King Kashue

Shame- Flaim

Nearest- Shiris

Car- Maar

I kinda strayed from the plot of Lodoss War, but I meant to do that!!!!!!