Me: Ok well here we are. Volturi, I am here to annoy the hell out of you!
Gianna: WHY DID YOU CAPTURE US?!
Me: like I said, annoy the hell out of you!
Aro: You should let us out
Me: Nahh I'll pass.
Heidi: But why did you capture us?
Me: I ALREADY TOLD YOU. DON'T MAKE MY PARTNER IN CRIME BURN YOU!
Alec: Partner in crime??
Me: YES!
Alec: Who??
Me: STEPHANIE!!!
Stephanie: ~Runs out~ Here I am for my Alec!!!
Me: Hi Steph!!!
Stephanie: JENNA!!!!
Me: ~Hugs~
Stephanie: ALEC!!! ~Runs to him and jumps on him~
Alec: Help...JANE!
Jane: ~Tries giving Steph Pain~ Its not working!
Me: Oh Bella and Edward and Nessie and Jake are here. They're still mad at you for the whole immortal child thing.
Bella: ~Using shield~
Alec: Why though?? WE SAID SORRY!
Steph: Alec, don't talk. You're gonna make Jenna and I into vampires. Then you and I can live together forever!
Heidi: NO HE'S MINE!
Steph: HEIDI AND ALEC?! SINCE WHEN?
Heidi: Since after Breaking Dawn.
Me: ~Runs around Aro~ CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!!
Aro: ~Growls~ ~Tries to touch Jenna~
Me: MIND RAPIST! GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Aro: ~Rolls eyes~
Me: Oh and you're stuck here forever.
Jane: CRAP! YOU STUPID GIRLS!
Me: I know. And Bella, Edward, Nessie, and Jake too!
Gianna: You know how annoying you are? IF YOUR PLAN IS TO ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF US ITS WORKING.
Me: It is my plan! ~Whispers to Steph~ Someone has anger issues!
Gianna: I HEARD THAT!
Me: We need more to protect them. WOLVES!
Seth: ~Walks in confused~ Why do I smell leaches... OH Hi Bells, Edward, Ness.
Me: SETHY BEAR!!!! ~Runs to him and hugs him~
Seth: Uhh, Jenna! ~Hugs back still confused~
Me: Once I turn into a vampire you're gonna be my Sethy Bear. We'll live happily ever after like Romeo and Juliet!
Heidi: Romeo and Juliet are dead.
Me: WHAT? ~Starts crying~ WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT?! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THAT PART YET!
Alec: Umm can I go?
Steph: NO!
Alec: ~Walks over to Heidi~
Heidi: ~Kisses him~
Steph: NO! ~Slaps Heidi and takes out lighter~
Heidi: WHAT THE... Oh. ~Steps back from her~
Steph: Thats what I thought!!
Me: I think we should go to chapter 2 now!
Stepha and Me: We'll be baaaack!!!
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