Love isn't symmetrical
Chapter One: Hearts Surround Death
It started out as a normal day, the crew was at Maka's apartment enjoying themselves that was until Blair arrived. As she grabbed souls head she began caressing his head in her boobs, having to much fun to notice Soul might die of blood lose. "Hey " spoke Blair in her little cat voice "I'm making a potion I found in one of my old books you wanna see what it does". "What type of potion is it" spoke Maka a bit annoyed of what Blair did to Soul. "Well it's a love potion" spoke Blair dropping Soul. "You mean like in fairy tales" spoke Liz getting strange ideas. "Yeah like those, whose in" announced Blair as she began heading to her room. Naturally all the girls got up each with there own objective in mind. Maka's was just to see how ludicrous the idea of a love potion was. Tsubaki's was just to see a love potion. Liz's was to make an rich man fall in love with her so she could buy whatever she wanted. Patty's was because everyone else was going. As all the girls were in Blair's room the witch herself came back out to ask one of the boys for their cooperation. Blair looked at soul first but noticed he was still out cold. Then she looked at Black*Star, "How Black*Star would you like for everyone to love you" asked Blair thinking someone with his ego would love the idea. As Black*Star rose to his feet he point his finger in the air "Black*Star doesn't need any potion for the world to love him, I will be the one to surpass God then the world would love such a big man, YAHOO" yelled Black*Star in his own little world. "Well maybe Kid and I have the perfect plan" thought Blair as she looked at kid with a menacing smile. "Kid-kun will you" spoke Blair before she was cut off. "No, I have no interest in potions" spoke Kid not caring in the least. "But we need the perfect amount of ingredients so it will be symmetrical" spoke Blair knowing she head the nail on the head. Without hesitation Kid jumped off the couch, grabbed Blair's hand, and ran at full speed towards Blair's room.
As both Kid and Blair burst into the room, Kid noticed the potion had already been brewed. "What's this all about" demanded Kid as Blair closed the door behind them to make sure Kid didn't escape. "Well I needed a test subject" spoke Blair pinning Kid to the floor to forcibly make him drink the potion. "Um.. Maybe we shouldn't do this" spoke Tsubaki probably being the only one in his defense. "Don't worry" spoke Liz "Kid can handle anything". "Anything, anything" spoke Patty as she laughed at the face Kid was making. As a bottle began floating over the cauldron Blair began whispering to Kid "just a pinch of lavender and it'll be ready". "No I won't be forced into love you cannot expect a shinigami to be duped into a simple love potion" spoke Kid in a superior tone. "Maybe but we'll just have to see" spoke Blair as the Lavender fell into the cauldron . As the cauldron began to rumble red smoke like hearts began to rise out of it. "Yes it was a success" spoke Blair as if she had just made the fountain of youth. But before she could celebrate the cauldron began to shake violently followed by a crimson red smoke hearts. "What's going on" spoke Maka a bit nervous. "Let me see I followed the recipe to the letter" spoke Blair as the last ingredient floated towards her "what this isn't Lavender, it's, it's, chocolate powder" but, before she could explained what could happen let alone evacuate the cauldron exploded sending the potion every which way . As the room filled with pink smoke Kid noticed he was free but, without hesitation he looked around the room to see if the girls were alright. Yet as Death the kid tried to make his way to where Tsubaki was (considering she was the only one who defended him) he felt someone grab his leg preventing him from moving. As the smoke cleared Kid noticed it was Blair acting like a kitten. "Oh Kid you sexy, sexy man" spoke Blair as she hung from Kid's leg. "Blair let go" demanded Kid not trying to kick her off but, before he could plead with her somebody grabbed Kid's hand. As Kid looked toward the person who grabbed his hand he felt relieved that it was Tsubaki but, something about seem off. As Kid let his guard down Tsubaki jumped on Kid and embraced him so he wouldn't loss his balance "Kid-kun I love you" whispered Tsubaki in Kid's ear. "Eh" spoke Kid as he hoped he didn't just hear what he thought he heard. Once again before Kid could react he felt someone at he waist. "Hmmm, well Blair's at my leg, Tsubaki is in front of me that leaves Maka, Patty and Liz, this day is turning into a living hell" thought Kid as the person grabbing his waist increased her grip. "Kid I adore you" spoke Maka with sparkles in her eye. "Well at least Patty and Liz haven't gone crazy " thought Kid before he felt two hands caress his face. "Kid" spoke Liz in a sexy voice to the right of Kid. "We want to play with you" spoke Patty in a sexy voice (well about as sexy as Patty can get) to the left of Kid. Maybe it was the shock, maybe it was the symmetry, maybe it was geass (it's a possibility) but Kid bust through Blair's door leaving the girls in disappointment rushing to where Black*Star and Soul were at.
"Soul, Black*Star" spoke Kid at of breathe "control you meister's and that witch I'll handle my weapons". "Eh" spoke Black*Star and Soul in unison wondering what was meant by "control". Almost like a dash of light the girls returned to the position they had when they were in Blair's room. "Why'd you run" asked Maka, "you'll never leave me again" spoke Blair purring, "I'll always be there for you" spoke Tsubaki pressing him closer to her, "don't forget we know where you live" spoke Liz and Patty in unison. While this was going on Soul and Black*Star looked even more puzzled till they noticed the Kid was throwing up hand signs. "H…E…L…P, help" thought Soul as he seemed pretty satisfied that he got what Kid was trying to say in morse code, but he didn't try to help considering it seemed pretty funny seeing Kid squirm. Within ten seconds of Kid's squirming main door to Maka's apartment busted open. To Kid's relief it was Spirit (Death Scythe), Maka's father, "maybe he could clear this up" thought Kid as he looked at Spirit. As Spirit looked around he bowed got back to his original position, apologized and closed the door leaving Kid in despair. As Spirit looked around he made sure that he went into the right room. Seeing as he was in front of the right door he opened it up slowly looking around he began to call role as his eyes looked towards the person he called, "Soul, Black*Star, Tsubaki, Blair, Death the Kid, Liz, Patty, Maka". "MAKA" screamed Spirit as he saw his beloved daughter around the waist of Shinigami-sama's son. "Maybe I've failed as a father" spoke Spirit as he banged his hand on the ground but before he could continue his rant he looked at Kid who seemed quite unpleased with what the girls were doing. As Spirit got to his feet he realized that his fellow man were in a situation they couldn't handle, so without hesitation Spirit pointed his finger to a random room in Maka's apartment and spoke "Look Kid's skull ring". As if Spirit were a mastermind, all the girls ran to get Kid's ring unaware that he never pulls any of them off. During the confusion Spirit, Kid, black*Star, and Soul ran out of the apartment and headed to Shibusen, hopefully the girl's wouldn't catch on.
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