Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: Welcome to the Pencil Show's younger
brother, The Pen Show! With all thanks to this one author who I forgot her
name. Anyway, if you think I am boring you already, then go to the Pencil
Show!
*sound of moving chairs and everyone leaving*
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: Since we are the Pencil Show's younger brother, we talk about similar things. For example, the Pencil Show talks about Lord of the Rings characters, and we talk about Harry Potter characters. Today, our special van managed to capture Ron Weasley and strip him of his magical powers. Come on in Ron Weasley!
*some guards come in dragging Ron Weasley*
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: So, Ron, we are here to confess your deepest secrets.
Ron: NO! I heard of this torture from Sam! He was in the Pencil Show! No! Don't do this to me! NO!!!
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: Continuing with the show… so Ron, we have a question here from Anonymous… Is it true that you dyed your hair red just to be part of the Weasley family? Is it true then that you are an orphan?
Ron: I am not an orphan! You can wash my hair and sees that it doesn't turn a different color!
*guards pour buckets and buckets of water over Ron until finally a tint of yellow appears*
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: See? I guess Anonymous WAS right. He hardly is. Then that concludes that you are an orphan! No wonder you were so different from you brothers, your charming uh… how many?
Ron: *growls* Five you moronic idiot.
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: Yes, your five charming brothers, if I do say so myself…
Mrs. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: *calls from the remaining audience* YOU ARE MARRIED TO ME! SAY IT TO YOURSELF! YOU ARE NOT GAY! YOU ARE MARRIED TO ME, A WOMAN!
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: *mutters* I am married to me. Say it to yourself. I am not gay. I am married to me, a woman.
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: Since Mr. Pen with clip- on frog on his cap is now not right in the mind, I shall continue with the show. So Ron, I have heard that you have no love life. Is that true?
Ron: *blushes* Yes.
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: Why is it Ron? Didn't you ask Fleur out for the Yule Ball? Didn't you go to the Yule Ball with *consults notecards* ah… Padma? Eh?
Ron: Hey, Fleur turned out to be half veela and Padma, well, I HAD to ask her. There was no other choice! *sniff*
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: In other words, you have no love life. Yes?
Ron: Yes.
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: Also, I have heard that you are jealous of Harry Potter, your best friend. Why?
Ron: I'm not jealous. *mutters* Maybe a little bit.
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: What was that?
Ron: YES! Ok? I have been jealous ever since he stepped foot in the stupid Hogwarts. Harry that, Harry this! It makes me so sick! *pants*
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: And one more question than you are free. I mean after we put a Memory Spell on you. Why do you despise your mother's hand-knitted sweaters? They are so maroony!
Ron: Shush! My mum is watching this show!
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: *louder* Why do you despise your mother's hand-knitted sweaters?
Ron: *slides under that chair and mutters* They are maroon and the itch and they are horrible! And Mum, please don't send me a Howler! Please!
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: And that's all for now! Guards, perform a memory charm! And next time, we will have Hermione on this show! Stay tuned. What do you have to say Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap?
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: I am married to me. Say it to yourself. I am not gay. I am married to me, a woman.
A/N: Please give me questions! I am out!
*sound of moving chairs and everyone leaving*
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: Since we are the Pencil Show's younger brother, we talk about similar things. For example, the Pencil Show talks about Lord of the Rings characters, and we talk about Harry Potter characters. Today, our special van managed to capture Ron Weasley and strip him of his magical powers. Come on in Ron Weasley!
*some guards come in dragging Ron Weasley*
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: So, Ron, we are here to confess your deepest secrets.
Ron: NO! I heard of this torture from Sam! He was in the Pencil Show! No! Don't do this to me! NO!!!
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: Continuing with the show… so Ron, we have a question here from Anonymous… Is it true that you dyed your hair red just to be part of the Weasley family? Is it true then that you are an orphan?
Ron: I am not an orphan! You can wash my hair and sees that it doesn't turn a different color!
*guards pour buckets and buckets of water over Ron until finally a tint of yellow appears*
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: See? I guess Anonymous WAS right. He hardly is. Then that concludes that you are an orphan! No wonder you were so different from you brothers, your charming uh… how many?
Ron: *growls* Five you moronic idiot.
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: Yes, your five charming brothers, if I do say so myself…
Mrs. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: *calls from the remaining audience* YOU ARE MARRIED TO ME! SAY IT TO YOURSELF! YOU ARE NOT GAY! YOU ARE MARRIED TO ME, A WOMAN!
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: *mutters* I am married to me. Say it to yourself. I am not gay. I am married to me, a woman.
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: Since Mr. Pen with clip- on frog on his cap is now not right in the mind, I shall continue with the show. So Ron, I have heard that you have no love life. Is that true?
Ron: *blushes* Yes.
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: Why is it Ron? Didn't you ask Fleur out for the Yule Ball? Didn't you go to the Yule Ball with *consults notecards* ah… Padma? Eh?
Ron: Hey, Fleur turned out to be half veela and Padma, well, I HAD to ask her. There was no other choice! *sniff*
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: In other words, you have no love life. Yes?
Ron: Yes.
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: Also, I have heard that you are jealous of Harry Potter, your best friend. Why?
Ron: I'm not jealous. *mutters* Maybe a little bit.
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: What was that?
Ron: YES! Ok? I have been jealous ever since he stepped foot in the stupid Hogwarts. Harry that, Harry this! It makes me so sick! *pants*
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: And one more question than you are free. I mean after we put a Memory Spell on you. Why do you despise your mother's hand-knitted sweaters? They are so maroony!
Ron: Shush! My mum is watching this show!
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: *louder* Why do you despise your mother's hand-knitted sweaters?
Ron: *slides under that chair and mutters* They are maroon and the itch and they are horrible! And Mum, please don't send me a Howler! Please!
Ms. Notepad with "I feel maniacally crazy" on it: And that's all for now! Guards, perform a memory charm! And next time, we will have Hermione on this show! Stay tuned. What do you have to say Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap?
Mr. Pen with clip-on frog on his cap: I am married to me. Say it to yourself. I am not gay. I am married to me, a woman.
A/N: Please give me questions! I am out!