Disclaimer: Yeah, I don't own HP. Get over it.
'Twas a dark and stormy night, not a creature was stirring, not even a giant man eating hippogriff. All of a sudden, a large number of popping sounds were emitted as noob-like death eaters apparated. They quickly ran into Hogwarts and began to take over, killing many noob-like child-wizards as they went.
"Tonks!! Where are you," shouted Bellatrix.
"Hold on, I'll be down in a minute you skank bag," replied Tonks, from above a tower's rampart.
"Hurry the F up you hair color changing freak! I'm getting sick of waiting to kill your face home girl," screamed Bellatrix, as her horrible mood worsened by the second.
"What do you want anyways," shouted down Tonks.
"To kill you, you stupid freak," bellowed Bellatrix.
"Why can't we just make out instead you jerk-face," called down Tonks, although her voice was muffled by the blowing wind.
"Fine," replied Bellatrix. "Just jump down so we can hurry up! I have better things to do you know."
"Will you catch me," asked Tonks.
"Duh, just hurry up and do it," said Bellatrix, while a small smile that was hardly visible appeared on her face.
"Ok ok, I'm coming," said Tonks.
Tonks threw herself over the rampart, spread-eagle. Bellatrix giggled in a manly manner as she raised her wand and shouted "Banana-Kadavera!"
A bunch of bananas suddenly flew out of Bellatrix's wand and began to attack Tonk's face. Her serene expression quickly vanished, and was replaced with one akin to horror.
'WTF!!' thought Tonks 'She said she would catch me!'
All of a sudden, a piercing shriek that had been, until that moment, drowned out by the wind, cut off. Tonks was no more.
"Yes," shouted Bellatrix, as she laughed manically. The laughter suddenly cut off, as she realized what she had done.
"Wtf," muttered Bellatrix. "I'ma blow this up if you don't check your messages!"
Dedicated to my cell phone.
And Amanda's phone as well.