Title: FAKE scene rip off

Author: Lichan

Warning: Shonen-ai, almost 2x1 lemon (yes I do know what that means!), and most definitely OOC.

Disclaimer: I in no way shape or form own Gundam Wing or Fake. So all you back stabbing lawyers go find some other otaku to sue.



FAKE scene rip off



"So what do you think guys?," Wufei said watching Heero lead a drunk Duo to his room. "You think Yuy's going to kill him for jumping him?"

"What," Quatre gasped. "Duo wouldn't do that! Nothing's going to happen, Heero's just taking him to bed. You saw how tired Duo was. He was almost ready to pass out."

"No. Duo's definitely going to jump him," Trowa surprised them by putting in. "But Heero won't kill him. He'll be too occupied with getting laid to consider that." Wufei grinned evilly.

"Put your money where your mouth is, Barton."

"How much?" Quatre asked.

"Twenty bucks. Agreed?"

"Agreed," They both said. They all took out a twenty and quietly slunk over to Duo's room.

~~~

Heero opened the door to Duo's room and helped him over to the bed. He managed to get him into the bed and he pulled up the covers for him before turning to leave. Duo reached out to grab his hand, halting him. He looked back at the bed. Duo's eyes were shining tearfully he looked more exhausted than drunk lying there.

"Heero, why is it I let you know again and again how I feel about you, but you have never let me know how you feel about me? Do you have so much contempt for me you won't even bother to tell me?"

You should always live by your emotions.

Heero slowly bent down over Duo's prone form and gave him a chaste kiss before straightening and attempting to walk out of the room. He didn't get far.

"Wait!" Duo said authoritatively, all traces of drowsiness leaving him. With an unforeseen quickness, Duo got up, grabbed Heero, threw him on the bed, and hopped on top of him.

"Nani!" Heero yelled, shocked.

"You think I'm going to let you go with just that!?" Duo kissed Heero deeply. "I plan to go all the way with you." Heero began thrashing around, trying to kick or buck Duo off him yelling out 'yamate' and 'yamero' repeatedly. Duo managed to stay on top of him. "Don't worry," Duo cooed softly. "Since it's your first time, I'll be gentle with you." He successfully flipped Heero over and began trying to rip off his tanktop that was doing an amazing job of covering the still wildly kicking Heero.

Suddenly they both paused as they hear muffled murmurs and then a double thump outside the door.

Duo angrily got up and yanked open the door. Kneeling on the floor (well, Quatre and Wufei were originally kneeling, but now were lying on the floor trying to stop massive nose bleeds) are Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei. All were clenching twenty dollar bills in their hands.

"See? I told you they'd get laid. Pay up," Trowa was saying to the other two.

"You were betting on us!" Duo and Heero (oddly enough) screeched. The three looked at each other and then took off in opposite directions, running like mad. With only a slight delay to pocket the money the three had dropped and to get various weapons of destruction Heero and Duo took off in hot pursuit.

~~~

Around the corner another bet on whether or not the three running boys were going to be killed or maimed when they were caught was being made by two servants as they watched the carnage unfold.

Owari