Meh...

RxR! That's all I have to say! *runs in hole and hides*

It was a sunny day in Konoha. Naruto was snoozing in his bed, when suddenly…

"NARUTO! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT HERE! KAKASHI-SENSEI WANTS US TO MEET HIM IN 3 MINUTES! HURRY UP, OR YOU'LL BE LATE!" Sakura screamed at Naruto through his window, waking him up.

"Huh..wha? OH CRAP! But wait a second...Kakashi-sensei's ALWAYS late!" said Naruto.

"That's beside the point, dummy! Hurry up!"

Naruto jumped out of bed and hurriedly began to put his clothes on, when he was whacked on the head by Sakura through the window.

"BAKA! AT LEAST CLOSE YOUR WINDOW AND DRAW THE BLINDS WHILE YOU CHANGE! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?" she screamed and turned away. "NOW HURRY UP.! OH SH-… YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME LATE! IM LEAVING, NARUTO!" And with that she turned and stalked away.

"Awwh man…" thought Naruto. "Now she'll never go out with me. Ahh, Sakura-chan.." He sighed happily. He sat down on his bed, when he remembered that Kakashi was waiting for him (not really...) and started putting his clothes back on again. "Oh crap oh crap oh crap… I am gonna be realllllllllllllllly screwed, dattebayo," he said to himself. When he was done, he jumped out the window and ran to where they were all supposed to meet - the center of town.

Ugh. I know.

Too short, neh?

I promise, next chapter's gonna be longer...

I just need time to write on the computer!