Scene 0: The Meeting

(Setting: Bank of Despair and Distrust)

Narrator: Deep in the heart of Bakersfield, a young man is depositing money into the bank. A group of skaters are on the outside of the bank skating. Inside the bank, the local young crack head has a plan… The first young man approaches the bank.

Chewbacca: Look out!

Cornelius: What?

(Suddenly, Cornelius is hit by a skateboard and is knocked unconscious)

Chewbacca: Dang, now I gotta get a new board, this one's all red and sticky.

Cornelius: Dude you're so gonna get in trouble.

Skater 2: Look at this guy's pecks, he's like ripped.

Cornelius: You better run Chewbacca.

Chewbacca: Tell this guy I'm sorry if he ever wakes up.

(Chewbacca attempts to run but he is tripped by the local ninja, Morpheus)

Morpheus: Why are you running young man?

Chewbacca: Um… um… Look a distraction! (Points at the unconscious young man)

Morpheus: I better go check if he's okay.

Narrator: Morpheus goes to help Cornelius. He throws a strange white powder on the young man. He wakes up instantly.

Morpheus: Are you okay young man?

Cornelius: Yeah, thanks. By the way, my name is Cornelius.

Morpheus: Well, my name is Morpheus. Do you know who did this to you?

Cornelius: Some stupid skater.

Morpheus: That one over there.

(Morpheus points at Chewbacca, who is attempting to hide behind the street lamp)

Narrator: Cornelius runs towards Chewbacca.

Cornelius: Hey you, what the hell?

Chewbacca: I'm sorry for hitting you with my skateboard.

Cornelius: It's cool.

Narrator: A young man runs out of the bank with a bag of money.

Cornelius: Hey Morpheus, don't you, like, stop crimes?

Morpheus: Yeah, it's kind of my job. But I don't see any crimes.

(A gunshot is heard in the air)

Cornelius: What about that? (Points at the bank robber)

Morpheus: Oh him, he's my deal—errrrrr I mean… he's a criminal so I must stop him. I'M GOING TO STOP YOU AARON!

Narrator: The bank robber turns around.

Aaron: Don't be telling them my name B!

Cornelius: Um… um… Look, something cool!

(Morpheus throws two ninja stars at Aaron. Aaron pulls out a gun from his pants and shoots a star out of the air, but the other hits him in the knee)

Aaron: DAAAAAMN! That hurt!

Chewbacca: DAMN, that was spiffy!

Cornelius: That was kind of drastic, don't you think?

Morpheus: Nothing is too drastic in the world of the ninja.

(Sirens wail in the air)

Chewbacca: The cops are coming!

(To be continued… Scene 1: Run Britches!)