A/N: I don't own Harry Potter or the characters or anything you recognize from the books. All I own is the plot.
The light breeze danced across the garden in the Weasleys' backyard. Summer was letting its presence be known in The Burrow as Harry, Ron and Hermione sat in the garden deep in conversation….
"Of course Malfoy deserves to die!" Ron shouted.
"No he doesn't!" Hermione shouted back.
"Why not?" Harry and Ron said together.
"hmm hmm hm," she mumbled blushing all the while.
"What was that?" Harry questioned.
"Because he is too hot to die!" She yelled.
"WHAT?" Harry shouted, the laughter in his voice all too apparent.
All of the sudden a cloud of dark purple smoke appeared in the garden. Of course this went unnoticed by the trio because Ron had started crying...
"What about us, Hermione?" he questioned through sobs.
"Ha! Weasley you pathetic cretin. There wasn't ever anything between you an the Mudblood!" Draco who appeared just because the author of this story has no imagination. (A/N: What can I say? the sky is green. that's what I could say but that has nothing to do with the appearance of Draco Malfoy. His appearance, I might add, has been investigated thoroughly but still is a mystery)
"Oh I love it when you call me a Mudblood, Malfoy."
"I know Princess. Unfortunately, I have to kill you. But of course I have to kidnap you first."
"No you can't." Sirius objected.
"Who the hell are you?" Harry asked.
"You know, quite honestly, I don't really know. But I do know that I fell through a dingy black bedsheet and exploding dustbunnies kicked me out, but not before they told me that the sky is in fact green."
"No it isn't." Ron put in.
"Shut up Weasel King! Let the man talk."
Long awkward silence.
"I'M A TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT!" Remus Lupin shouted. (A/N: The way he appeared is beyond anyone. Then again who cares how he got there? The more important issue is how I'll be able to get rid of the mob of screaming fan girls.)
"Moony will you marry me?" Sirius asked hopping up and down all over the place.
"…uhhh"
"Please, please, please, please?"
"Siri, I love you. Of course I will!" Lupin said, joining Sirius in his hopping.
A/N: hehehe the mocking will continue...but only if you review so get on with it.