1 dey, mr peabod was saunturin' down dah street liek a badarse. he luked 2 his left and saw miek. miek was not rlly hot or anuything he jsut liked meek. peabuttocks licked his lwips and suggosted dey go to a cafe or sumthing to chill out yo.
"hay meik, i suggost we go to a cafe or sumthing to chill out yo." sed peabooty. he winked wit he grean eyes dat twinkled with luf and affextion
"oh my gud gully gersh pebz, of cowrse! ets a gr8 idea!1" replied meek.
dey went to da coffee shop and shit and pebz bought sum drinsk 4 the 2 of dem
"mmm this is a smexy drink: sed pebz/ meek nudded in agreemont.
"ye but u no hoos sexier?" kestioend miek
"me?" sed pebz
"ya" sed miekchael. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
suddenly, pEEINABOTTLE GOT UP and danced on a tabl doof! he wiggled hes booteh and queued his iFraud.
a farmilar toon becan to pley on the iFraud.
"mah anaconda dont- mah anacondem dunt- my anacondem dunt want nun unless u g0t buns, hon." he singded 2 miek.
miek blushed liek a doki gay swimmer boi. "oh my not now"
peabod continewd 2 sang: "der was tthis dood named mikeal hoo yooses to ride motORSICKLES! DICK BIGGAR DAN A TOWER I AINT TALKIN ABOUT EIF-"
"tHATS QUIET ENOFF THANK YOUU~!11!" show-ted miek, knocking doge off table
"woof" winked peabibble. "im gun put my tingy in ur u knwo what."
"WGTF!?we.?~?/1!?yijglm/1!?" mike sumhow sed. but he didnt care. "MWAH MWAH MWAH" in da middle of the cafe dey kissed and it was gay and weird and kinda creepy 4 the poor little uni students jus tryna get w0rk done.
ze end and btw.
peabooble winked suddenly. "hey"
"wat"
"i lost my virginity, can i taek urs?/slash?/?"
"omg"
shit whent down friends, shit whENT DOOOOOOUN!1!