Lavi Bunny
Rating for this chapter: T
Warnings: Language, inappropriate use of the Black Orders research facilities in Komui's case. not that kind of inappropriate use slight future molesting. KOMUI. Allen taking advantage of an impressionable Kanda. LENALEE.
Paring/s: Lamui. Ref to Kanda/Lavi/Allen.
A/N: this spurred from the picture I'm using as my laptops wallpaper. Its so cute~! Well only a little of it really. I had fun with this idea. Oh! I hope you all like the twist towards the end. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: Don't not own DGM. I make no money off of this. If I did, I'd be rich-ish.
Beta Reader: Youkai Kisaki (Love ya hon, merry Christmas)
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Despite the circumstances, Lenalee had never seen anything as cute or fluffy then the animal in front of her. 'Oh', was the only vocal sound she could make. A nose twitched in her direction. One paw lifted as it turned its head towards her, while its body stayed still. The furry creature looking at her with a vaguely familiar one eyed look, as it sniffed the air with a twitch of its nose.
She tried to form words, though nothing seemed to articulate in her throat. Her brother. Komui Lee, stood poised next to the creature on his desktop. Smiling innocently. No, there was no way he was innocent at this very moment. That very smile was proof enough.
He began to speak, "Lenalee-chan, what do you think?" he asked. Referring to the animal.
"Brother. What have you done?" She finally asked. Moving from her spot in the door frame, she closed the space briskly, and swiftly took a firm yet gentle hold of the creature. It was more than just a furry animal, it was more than that. She could tell. Therefore she needed to treat it with extra care. "Brother."
The older man, whom she sometimes wondered about, took on his 'I-know-it's-a-good-idea-everybody-just-has-to-stop-cowering-under-the-tables-and-realise-I'm-not-that-insane', look. God forbid, he's done something terrible and it has something to do with:
"This bunny," he began. Pointing to said animal. "is no ordinary bunny."
She sighed, "I gathered that brother." Before she realised however, her brother had taken the bunny form her arms and held it in front of him. Inspecting his work.
He smiled. "In theory this," he pecked the bunny on the nose. "should work, to counter the effects." nothing happened. "Hm." Komui was puzzled. "Well, it was a theory." he stated.
"um, brother. What was it supposed to do, if it had of worked." Lenalee asked. Perhaps now, seeing as how he kissed a rabbit, she should consider putting in word that her brother REALLY needs a vacation.
"It was supposed to turn him back." He said, looking at the furry creature disappointedly.
"Turn him back?" She asked, not having a clue as to wonder her brother really was sane. It also made her wonder, how he passes his psychic-evaluation tests.
"Yes. Turn Lavi, back into a human being."
"WHAT?" She screamed. Turn Lavi back into a human being. What? How? The bunny was Lavi?
"Brother, explain to me why Lavi is a bunny right now." She ordered.
As if reacting to her outburst, 'Lavi', the rabbit struggled against the scientists hold. Escaping from his grasp when he could no longer hold onto the furry creature and making a dash to the exit. Lenalee was still processing the fact that such a cute animal could be her friend. But then, after all, her brother was involved in this. Jeez, what would Bookman do when he found out what Komui had done?
"Wait L-Lavi!"
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There was an oddity apparent today. Allen had never had breakfast without his friend Lavi being there. Well except for on missions of course, but even then the older exorcists would tell him before hand when he was leaving. Odd, that meant that Lavi was missing. The feeling that Allen was having at the same time was disturbing as well. Something was going to happen. Shrugging his shoulders and deeming it an unnecessary worry, he returned to his food. Eagerly.
Unbeknownst to the British boy, as a finder was opening the medium sized doors to the cafeteria, a white bunny hopped its way inside startling the poor finder. After what happened last time when those cute furry evil fluffy things attacked-no-wait- invaded the Order under Komui's command none-the-less. Seriously, everybody thought its was Lavi's fault. But no. Komui.
Nuff said.
Inconspicuously, the bunny hopped its way around the room as if it was looking for something. And because this bunny as we had found out earlier was Lavi, the Bookman .Jr in training, we could say that perhaps he was looking for Allen. God knows why though. Its not like Allen could speak the language of the furry animal... could he? Maybe it was Komui's influence. Once the fluffy creature has spotted its victim-er... target, aka Allen walker, it hoped onto the seat, with no effort at all, thanks to it magical bunny powers of doom as some would say, that was connected to Kanda Yu's table none-the-less. Said exorcist was staring at the creature without the normal look of disdain that would normally grace his feminine features.
Soba hanging from his mouth, it was safe to say that Kanda Yu thought, that maybe he had hit his head one to many times during his last mission. Wow he really could sympathise with Komui on the evil-bunny-taking-over-the-Order scenario. With a sudden lurch, that would have startled Allen could he be seen, he grabbed the fluffy tail of said 'evil' creature. He looked at it with a curious gaze. Unsure what to do with the animal. He decided to make it the Moyashi's problem.
He thrust it in the white haired boys general direction behind the pile of plates that had grew to that resembling a mountain and totally ignoring Allen's watchdog, affectionately named two-spots by Lavi. Something Link or Link what's-his-name. Kanda couldn't remember, couldn't be bothered to either, he didn't like the guy anyway. He couldn't use his precise aim due to the mountain of plates obscuring his vision. Damn Moyashi ate too much, he really needed a healthier diet of Soba.
Allen caught the cute animal before it hit his plate, as the doors to the cafeteria burst open dramatically, revealing a flustered Lenalee Lee. She scanned the room totally missing the object of her search to spy a bunny, in the current process of becoming someone's, cough-cough-Komui's-cough-cough, dinner later that night.
"NOO!" she screamed dashing for the soon to be Chinese dish, currently held in Jerry's hand. "Don't do it Jerry! Stop! How could youuu?" Ignoring the confused but concerned gazes of her fellow Order members she collapsed to her knees, incoherently mumbling/yelling/screaming/whispering/sobbing Lavi's name with bunny and Komui in there somewhere, in various other tones. Leaving them to wonder whether if this was due to Komui's previous unorthodox experiments.
Meanwhile, it seemed that Allen had miraculously remained oblivious to the green haired Chinese girl sobbing on the floor. While Lenalee's voice slowly got reached un-hearable heights, it appeared that Allen and the bunny previously known as Lavi (thought to be deceased by said Chinese) were, somehow, having an intriguing bunny sounding conversation.
Link assumed that Allen could understand the twitches of the bunny's nose, ears, tail and wink of the eye not hidden by the vaguely similar eyepatch supposed to be owned by that red head haired exorcist he thought was very rude. I mean, seriously, who nick-names someone two spots. It doesn't matter if he happened to have two spots on his head, isn't he allowed to be individual. He pulled out his notebook and noted down this oddity assumed to be inherited by the Fourteenth, or Cross, god knows why. Or maybe it was just the kid himself.
Meanwhile, yet again, it seemed that Kanda's curiosity had taken over his usually calm nature, as he found himself rounding the table in question as to how the baka-moyashi had missed Lenalee's, still continuing, performance that people had now gathered to watch as if it was some sort of once in a life time Broadway production. As he passed the plate 'barrier' there was an abrupt lack of noise, well that answered his question. It appeared Link was enraptured with the slight twitching of a certain idiot's face. What was that baka-moyashi doing? Shoving the inspector to the side he picked up the bunny. Allen looked up at Kanda "What are you doing Bakanda? I'm talking to Lavi!"
"I realise I call him Baka-Usagi, but this is just pure insanity! Are you sure it was me that hit my head? Or am I just in a nightmare that you just happened to be in" he mumbled later on "... Its not like I dream … about … you " he twitched "or …. that baka-usagi,"
Allen looked at Kanda questioningly. He wondered if Jerry had changed his soba recipe and decided to add a little special something to the sauce. Kanda wasn't usually this talkative. Hell, is this even Kanda? He stared up at the still talking exorcist, "seeing is this is a dream, I may as well talk to that stupid two-spots."
Link, who had managed to get off the floor from his abrupt fall, managed a muttered "Excuse me! I am 19 … making me older than you! Respect your elders!"
"I'm 19 as well, baka-two-spots" Kanda glared.
"So?" Link muttered. "I'm still your superior, so RESPECT ME!" he said uncharacteristically, startling the two exorcists, make that three, Lenalee poked her head over 'Plate Mountain', seemingly over her outburst.
"It's Labbit!" she exclaimed loudly.
"Its what?" the three people at the table asked.
"Lavi Rabbit!" she immediately exclaimed. Kanda sighed as, once again, someone revealed Lavi to be a rabbit. He was definitely dreaming. But maybe this wasn't a dream and what he thought wasn't a dream was a dream. Perhaps the loveable red head he thought was Lavi, was all just a fictional piece of his imagination. 'Is this reality?' he thought to himself, rubbing at his hurting temples, resisting the urge to run to the nearest wall (skim his hand over the texture) and bang his head repeatedly against it.
Returning back to Lenalee, Allen and the newly dubbed Labbit (to anyone confused Lavi + Rabbit = Labbit) somehow it seemed Lavi was pointing, with one his ears, to the now unconscious Link. This day just getting weirder and weirder. As the exorcist's attentions were brought to the inspector a loud pop was heard from behind them.
'POP!' Followed by a resounding crash as 'Plate Mountain' fell to the ground. Jerry's cries could be heard as he mourned for his plates and destroyed kitchen. The Order wasn't getting food for a long time.
As all eyes landed on the now human Lavi plus new appendages, a loud moan could be heard from Kanda, who realised that his restraint was not solid. His head hurt, a lot. He really shouldn't have done that. Sitting up he stared at the hammer wielding exorcist sitting on the table, in particular the white rabbit ears that now adorned his head. Strangely, it suited him, really suited him.
Lenalee, Allen, Kanda, hell even Link (when did he wake up) and pretty much everyone in the cafeteria were agape at Lavi who questioningly stared back at them, seemingly oblivious to his new ears. "Why am I here," he finally asked after a long moment's silence.
With a burst similar to that of his sibling's earlier Komui burst through the door dramatically. Everyone stared at him. Something was wrong. It was at moments like these that everyone knew that Komui was up to something. They just weren't sure what it was. Money changed hands as mouths uttered 'surely its Komlin again'. With a loud cackle, emphasising the already firm beliefs that Komui was insane, the science head paraded to the middle of the cafeteria and immediately grabbed Lavi's hand.
"You're coming with me!" he exclaimed in a dramatic pose. "Time for your Innocence check!" Or so he 'said', then grabbed Lavi's hand and promptly dragged him unwillingly to his messy office where all this chaos had merrily begun.
Confused gazes were shared until a light-bulb struck a certain samurai's head, literally, the roof was really falling on them. Kanda perked up as everyone began to evacuate the room, Lenalee dragging Jerry who exclaimed he was not leaving his kitchen and blaming the green-haired Chinese girl.
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A/N: Ah~ who doesn't love Komui? Well hope you enjoyed as much as I did writing it. Now I'm going to stop so I can get over this migraine. Review please. I'm thinking that this will be a multi-chapter thing. Merry Christmas all~!