The Way of the Falcon Punch

by LeaderOfTheBrokenHearts

Tips on becoming a better student of the FALCON PAWNCH!

1. Chapter 1

THE WAY OF THE FALCON PUNCH

Part 1

Never say it Falcon PUNCH. Always say it FAL-KON PAWNCH!

The Falcon Punch is the Mightiest Non-Final Smash move in the game. Ganondorf's punch is just a clone. Donkey Kong's punch may be great, but nothing compares to THE PAWNCH!

Always watch where you punch, lest someone set up you the Bomb!

The Punch is mighty indeed , but do not rely solely on the Punch. A racer with only one gear does not win a race.

If Kirby copies the Falcon Punch, he needs to be Falcon Punched on principle. If Kirby Falcon Punches you, you are to be ashamed. And if Kirby KO's you with a Falcon Punch, you are dishonored until you KO him…with a Falcon Punch.

That's it for now. Throw in your Falcon Punch wisdom in your reviews.