DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN RUROUNI KENSHIN

Naughty AND Nice

"C'mon Kenshin please?" Kaoru feigned a look of helplessness.

"Kaoru, I told you that's too big of a favour even for me!" Kenshin exaggerated.

"So you won't do it? That's too bad cause I was going to repay you for your help. Well its ok I'll just go ask Enshi" Kaoru winked at him as she turned to leave. Kenshin caught her arm and held her back.

"Wait Kaoru! Alright, I'll help you! But hmf what do I exactly get?" Kenshin said seductively, smirking all the while with mischievousness glinting in his eyes.

"Kenshin Himura! Are you trying to seduce me? And I thought you were different!" Kaoru dragged Kenshin by the hand to the back room where she tossed him something to wear.

"Here go put it on!"

"I better be paid well for this Kaoru!" Kenshin looked at the item in his hand with disgust.

"Oh you will be. Don't worry! Now hurry up!"

10 Minutes Later

"Kenshin! Seriously come out!" Kaoru yelled irritated.

"KAORU! This is so freakin' large! I look FAT!" Kenshin came out of the changing room with a glare planted on his face. Kaoru's expression changed just as she saw Kenshin. He was SANTA!

"Oh my god! Kenshin you look absolutely adorable!" Kaoru screeched bouncing up and down like a 7–year old child.

"This is just ridiculous! Who's ever heard of a Santa having red hair?"

"Well I think it looks just fine. Now I have to get into my costume then we can go! The kids are just going to love you! And the boss is going to love me! Kenshin, don't you see you're perfect for this job. You're great with kids AND you have a lot of patience!" Kaoru giggled happily as she ran to change in to her elf outfit.

7 Hours Later

Kenshin combed his snow white 'beard' as he sighed of relief, that was the last of the kids and they were closing up in 5 more minutes. Just then he saw a certain raven-headed elf heading his way with an impish smile. Kenshin suddenly feeling the anxiety bubbling in his stomach, straightened up, sleep completely leaving.

"Kenshin, I'm sorry but I have one more person, who wants to see you," Kaoru whispered as she looked at the man in red.

"Oh Kaoru, no! I'm so tired!" Kenshin groaned placing his hands over his eyes trying to emphasize his statement. Just then he felt weight on his already aching lap and looked up to see sapphire eyes staring right back at him.

"Santa, can I tell you what I want for Christmas?" Kaoru said childishly as she stroked Kenshin's 'beard'. Kenshin, unexpectedly, feeling better played along.

"Now wait. Have you been naughty this year?"

"Well not really, I don't think so. So Santa can I tell you what I want now?" Kaoru playfully pouted.

"Of cour-" Kenshin was about to reply when Kaoru attacked his lips hungrily. Automatically responding to the situation Kenshin asked permission to enter Kaoru's mouth which she replied all too happily. Kaoru clutched Kenshin hair and tore off the fake beard which was getting her way. Kaoru finally released him needing to breathe and just naughtily smiled at him.

Kenshin pulled Kaoru back towards him and crushed their lips together. All the while people stood looking from a distance staring an elf and an even dirtier Santa Claus making out!

"Kaoru," Kenshin said in between breaths

"Yeah Kenshin?"

"That wasn't my payment was it?" Kenshin asked hoping for a negative. Kaoru laughed quietly and whispered huskily in his ear "Kenshin compared to what I'm about to give you, this is only the beginning."

Kaoru got off of Kenshin's lap and dragged him all the way to her car, where they hurriedly sped home and well... had a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!