This chapter is purely A/N so that I don't have to put it in the first chapter and waste your times so skip if you want.

So this is going to be a total rewrite (I will be keeping true to the original ideas but there will be changes) because as time has gone on, I have realized my older fanfictions were absolute shit. While the reviews are encouraging, one reviewer, which I'm not entirely sure if they meant it positively or not, pointed out, that my grammar and language was brutish, however bad language is my thing, I'm not going to tip toe around kids just because they're kids. No. So I welcome you, to the new and improved "Title Unknown". The Original "Title Unknown" is still up btw.

I want to also disclaim I am not against the LGBT community, or any community for that matter, however derogatory terms used in this fanfiction are completely satirical and no way express my feelings towards the LGBT community or any other community I may offend.

Also, I am trying to get back into the groove of writing fanfics so bare with.

(I hate putting this in every chapter so let's try and make it professional because I am bored af )

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the Naruto Franchise. I do not have any associations with Naruto nor the Naruto Franchise. My work is completely satirical and any and all OC's and the Plot belong solely to me and I see them as my intellectual property. I do not want my work to published anywhere else (this site and others), failure to do so and I will have to seek mighty justice from Thor.

Also I am aware having a purely A/N chapter is like against the rules, but trust me, I think it is better to have it here, than in the first chapter and kind of put you off reading.

"I am not a crook"~ Ruby Rose (RWBY Vol 2)