Hello. My name is Rodger Cuvvington, though I'm sure many of you know me as the Magic Toilet from the haunted Mansion of the Oni. Now, I'm sure there is one question that is in the back of all your minds. Why is the Oni so evil? I mean no one is inherently bad. Of course, I'm getting ahead of myself. I'm assuming you all know something that you probably don't. Let me start from the very beginning.
Now, I know you are all familiar with the story of Beaty and the Beast. While it's cute and all, that's not what really happened. I should know. I was there for the whole thing. Anyways, enough about me. Here is the story you've all been waiting for.
SUTT: Keep going, you guys. It gets good. :)
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