Hikari's Team Torchwood: PMD Parody

So, I got PMD Blue today, and I was playing it and I couldn't figure out what my Partner's name should be. I named him Shinji, and myself Hikari, and the rest is history...Review or be Destroyed.

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Pokemon. But I do own Pearl, Daimond, Ranger, and Mystery for the DS. I also own a Brago plushie.

Chapter One: What a Torchic!

Where am I? How did I get here? I feel a nice breeze...

"Oi? Wake up, will you? I've got better things to do today than to keep an eye on you." I hear a male voice above me. Forcing my eyes open, I see a Treecko with chewing on a strand of grass. But this one is purple, unlike most Treecko.

" 'Bout time you got up, you lazy twit." The Treecko says to me. How come I can understand him? I wonder, before realizing he had just insulted me. I felt my face get hot, and jumped up.

"Oh, shut up! What did I ever do to you?" I asked, putting my wings on my hips. Wait, did I just say wings? "What the--? I'm a Pokemon? Oh no!" The Treecko sweatdropped.

"No, really? And here I thought you were a Human..." He said sarcastically.

"B-but I am a human! Oh, this is just horrible! I'm a Torchic! Couldn't I have at least turned into something cute like a Piplup?" I asked no one, ready to cry. The Treecko rolled his eyes.

"Feh. You want to be a blue penguin and not a blue chicken?" He said, crossing his arms. I looked down at my body and saw that I really was a blue chicken.

"Could this get any worse?" I cried, before plopping down, trying to cry but failing miserably because the Torchic body dried up all tears before they fell down my now fluffy cheeks. "Not only am I now a Pokemon, I'm a freak!" The Treecko sweatdropped.

"Well in case you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly the most normal colored Treecko, either, so quit your whining, noisy girl." The male Treecko said, rolling his eyes again. I glared at the Treecko.

"Noisy girl? My name is Hikari, and don't you forget it, you punk!" I screeched. The Treecko smirked, and leaned against a nearby tree.

"I prefer noisy girl, but for the record, my name is Shinji." The Treecko, now known as Shinji, replied.

"Help! Help!" I heard a male voice say. A purple Cacturne ran up, crying.

"What's wrong?" I asked. Shinji snorted.

"That's Harley. He's just whing because his beloved girlyfriend had another accident."

"Shut up, Shinji-kun! You're just jealous that May prefers me to you!" The Cacturne, Harley, replied snottily.

"Jealous? Why would I be jealous? She's even more annoying than that nitwhit Satoshi is. Loud, too." Shinji replied back calmly. Harley just now seemed to notice me.

"Oh, hello, little Torchic. I suppose that you are Shinji-kun's new girlfriend?" He asked. I felt my eye twitch invoulintarily.

"I just met the jerk. Why would I date him, anyways?" I asked, frowning at the Cacturne, who was starting to freak me out.

"Oh, really? Well, that makes you meat for Team Galactic. You would have done better to say he was." The creepy Cacturne said, giving off a just as creepy grin.

"Didn't you need help, Harley?" Shinji asked, driving away the subject. A look of surprise went across Harley's face.

"Oh, yes. You see, my girlfriend May fell down a cavern when a fissure hit, and I couldn't get her because Pokemon attacked me." Harley explained.

"Typical." Shinji sighed. "Well, let's go, Hikari. We have to go save his pathetic girlyfriend."

"Wait, what Pokemon is May, anyways? And where are we even going?" I asked.

"May is a Skitty, and she looks normal all except for the fact that the fur on her head is a brownish pink. She fell down into the fissue not to far away from here. Please go save her." Harley pleaded. Shinji sighed, and started to walk in the direction Harley came from. I followed the Treecko. After a while, we saw a large crater, and Shinji slid down the wall, and I followed. Eventually, we stopped sliding, and there was a mouth to a cave in front of us. Shinji walked into the cave, and I followed.

After a few minutes of walking, a Pidgey came and tried to attack us, but Shinji shot it down with a Razor Leaf. A while later, we came to some stairs leading downwards, and went down them. As we walked, I noticed Shinji picking stuff up like Oran Berries and Apples and some gold coins. Shinji explained that it was the currency of the land, and it was called Poke. Then we were ambushed by a Wurmple, and I tried to use Ember on it, but I failed. Shinji snickered and said I wasn't strong enough to use that.

I felt my face flush and instead went after it with a Scratch attack. The Wurmple fainted. We found another staircase and went down it. We were ambushed again, this time by a horde of Shinx. We took a few down, and then darted to the staircase. The Shinx didn't follow us. We saw a Skitty sitting down, obviously waiting.

"Hello, Shinji. Here to rescue me again since Harley can't?" The Skitty said in monotone. The Skitty looked at me. "Hello, Torchic."

"Yeah, that's it. I got stuck having to rescue you since your boyfriend is too weak to do it himself." Shinji said, irritated.

"So who's the Torchic?" May asked, getting up and stretching.

"Hikari." I said.

"Cool. Well, let's leave now." May said, and we escorted her back to her boyfriend. Harley happily greeted May, and showed this by hugging her.

"Harley! Your spikes are hurting me!" May cried. Harley let her go. May glared at Harley, and my break-up sense activated. Two seconds later, it seemed like my break-up sense was yet again correct. "Harley, we are OVER!! You can't even protect me from a WURMPLE!! Good BYE!!" And then she stormed off. It was actually cute, which I thought was extremely creepy. Harley broke down crying. Shinji rolled his eyes, and dragged me away from the balling Cacturne. After a few minuted later, he stopped dragging me, and I saw a beautiful house. It had little torches with flames all around it.

"Whoa! So pretty..." I said.

"Knew you'd like it. This house is vacant, so it's yours. My house is the one next to yours. Umm..." Shinji trailed off. I loked over to the Treecko who was looking like he was considering something.

"Yeah, what is it?" I asked, happy to see the arrogant Treecko nervous.

"Well, we have these kind of things happen all the time and..." Shinji trailed off again.

"And?"

"Well, I was, um wondering if...you'dmakearescueteamwithme..." He said really fast.

"Could you repeat that? Slower this time." I asked, griving off a grin.

"Grr..Will. You. Make. A. Rescue. Team. With. Me?" Shinji said slowly, like I was idiot. I considered it. He did help me, and he told me a few things. I should do something to repay him... I thought.

"Well...Okay."I said, nodding my head in agreement. Shinji grinned and hugged me. I stood there, stunned. He pulled away and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly.

"S-sorry. We need a name for our Rescue Team, though. What should it be?" He asked, purple scales turning scarlet. I thought about it for a while.

"How 'bout TorchWood? I mean, I'm a fire type, and you're a grass type, so..." Shinji considered it.

"Sounds pretty good, Noisy girl. Well, see you tomorrow." Shinji put his hands behind his head, and walked away. I stood there for a few seconds, before yelling at him.

"It's Hikari, you punk!" I saw a rock on the ground and picked it up and chucked it at him. It missed. "AHRGG!!"

"Work on your aim, noisy girl!" Shinji said, before he walked into his house. Hikari frowned, but it was soon replaced by a grin. Well, maybe being stuck as a Pokemon won't be so bad. I thought, before walking into my new home, and going to sleep in a pile of hay.

So, yeah. That's chapter one. See you later.