1 A/N ~ hello, everyone! This is a story that I wrote a few months ago...
(03-17-02 to 03-24-02) It'd designed to be extremely funny, a laughing out
loud kind of thing. All my friends have read it, and said it's hysterical.
Even when I reread some of it, I start laughing... that of course could
simply be because we all have twisted and warped minds. But any whos,
please read and review. Oh, and I have absolutely nothing against the
characters. I love them all, that's why I like make fun of them and stuff.
I told you I have a twisted and warped mind. Btw, this is rated PG-13 for
some language in the beginning, and some sexual content. Nothing too
extreme, trust me. I wouldn't write something like that. ^_^ Yes, I'll stop
rambling on now... please R/R!!!! Thanks!
Disclaimer ~ I OWN ALL THE DIGIMON CHARACTERS!! MWWWAAA HAA HAAA!!! Actually, I don't. I do not have them under my bed. I wouldn't even want them there. If you really thought I was serious, I suggest you go seek mental help.
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5 Chapter I
Matt hung up the phone and screamed bloody murder. "Matt?! Is everything okay in there?!" his dad called.
"Yes!!!" Matt's reply was a high-pitched squeak. It was a miracle! For once, something in his life was good! This would surely make up for all the bad things that had happened in the last week, like that swarm of killer bees that had chased him home from school on Monday, the fire in the kitchen he had been blamed for on Tuesday, the bum that had broken through his bedroom window at 1:00am on Wednesday. The pack of natives that had savagely attacked him at the park on Thursday, the blind guy who had ordered his dog to attack matt for buying the carton of milk he claimed was 'meant for him' on Friday, and on Saturday, the mob of Jehovah witnesses that broke into the apartment when he was home alone. But now it was Sunday, and the greatest thing possible had happened. Matt was hyperventilating he was so excited. He ran in circles around the room to keep himself breathing. Then he flung himself onto the bed for a good cry, because he was so happy. When he stopped crying, his pillow was completely soaked. But he didn't care. Matt was the happiest guy on earth. He had a date with Sora!!! Matt was rocking back and forth on the floor taking deep breaths when someone knocked on the door. Matt gasped. "Who is it?" he called.
"ME!!!" it was his twelve year old brother, TK.
"Um, hang on!!!" matt jumped up, put some clothes on, and open the door.
"Hiya!!!" TK walked in.
"What's up?" Matt asked.
"Not much... but... I have a problem. I really need your help, Matt... it's about that three-letter-word... Kari said she'll help, but I wanted to consult you about it first..."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, TK!!!!!!!!!" Matt's eyes widened. "The... the... three-letter-word...?!?! I'm an expert at that!!! It's like... my FAVORITE thing!!! What do ya wanna know?"
"Matt... I didn't know HATS were your favorite thing..." TK looked confused.
"OH!!! Um... sorry, TK. I thought you were talking about something else..." Matt blushed.
"Well, can ya help us?'
"With WHAT?"
"Well, Matt... Me and Kari... this is kinda embarrassing... we were... on the beach in the digital world... and... We were..." TK looked around nervously. "BUILDING SAND CASTLES!" he blurted out.
"And...?" Matt rolled his eyes.
"And all of a sudden this digimon popped up and ripped off my hat!!!" TK was sobbing now.
"So...?" Matt didn't see what the big deal was.
"He took my hat!!! We've gotta get it back!!!"
"TK, I'm not up for this. I've got a date with Sora. Go buy a new hat, okay?"
"No! I need this one! Sora can help us look too! If you don't come, I'll tell dad what you did to his favorite tie!!!" TK threatened.
Matt remembered how he had put his father's favorite tie in the shredder when he was nine.
"Fine! But if Sora never speaks to me again 'cause of this, I'm telling mom what you were doing with her bra last week!!!"
"YOU SAW THAT?!?!" TK screamed. Matt smiled evilly and nodded.
"Well, um... I just wanted to—"
"I don't even wanna know. Lemme call Sora, and tell her/... then you can call up Kari and we can get this over with."
"No, I don't have to call Kari..." he said. Suddenly, Kari jumped into the room.
"Thanks for helping, Matt!" Kari said. Then she grabbed TK, hugged him, and said, "YEAH!!! You SEXY thing!!!"
Matt gave the two a weird look, and picked up the phone. After he dialed Sora's number, her mom answered.
"Hello?"
"Hi, is Sora there?"
"OH! Oh, oh, OH!!! Is this Maaaaaaaaatt?"
"Um... yes..."
"OOOOOHHH!!! YOU'D BETTER TAKE CARE OF MY DAUGHTER, MISTER!!! I know what all you crazy guys want! I was rapped by my first boyfriend!!! And I don't want YOU doing that to my child!!!" she yelled, then she gave the phone to Sora.
"Hello?" Sora said.
"Hi, um Sora... it's Matt."
"I KNOW who you are, silly!"
"Oh... well, um, listen. Some digimon stole my brother's hat... he wants us to help him find it."
"Oh! Matt! That'd be AWESOME!!! I'd LOVE that!" Sora seemed happy.
"So... you're not mad?"
"No! It'll be a lot better than that moonlight swim at the lake we were planning!"
"OH... well... that's good... so we'll meet in front of the meat shop, okay? At around... now...?"
"Okay. I'll see you then!" Sora hung up.
Disclaimer ~ I OWN ALL THE DIGIMON CHARACTERS!! MWWWAAA HAA HAAA!!! Actually, I don't. I do not have them under my bed. I wouldn't even want them there. If you really thought I was serious, I suggest you go seek mental help.
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3 ***************A DIGI-VENTURE***************
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5 Chapter I
Matt hung up the phone and screamed bloody murder. "Matt?! Is everything okay in there?!" his dad called.
"Yes!!!" Matt's reply was a high-pitched squeak. It was a miracle! For once, something in his life was good! This would surely make up for all the bad things that had happened in the last week, like that swarm of killer bees that had chased him home from school on Monday, the fire in the kitchen he had been blamed for on Tuesday, the bum that had broken through his bedroom window at 1:00am on Wednesday. The pack of natives that had savagely attacked him at the park on Thursday, the blind guy who had ordered his dog to attack matt for buying the carton of milk he claimed was 'meant for him' on Friday, and on Saturday, the mob of Jehovah witnesses that broke into the apartment when he was home alone. But now it was Sunday, and the greatest thing possible had happened. Matt was hyperventilating he was so excited. He ran in circles around the room to keep himself breathing. Then he flung himself onto the bed for a good cry, because he was so happy. When he stopped crying, his pillow was completely soaked. But he didn't care. Matt was the happiest guy on earth. He had a date with Sora!!! Matt was rocking back and forth on the floor taking deep breaths when someone knocked on the door. Matt gasped. "Who is it?" he called.
"ME!!!" it was his twelve year old brother, TK.
"Um, hang on!!!" matt jumped up, put some clothes on, and open the door.
"Hiya!!!" TK walked in.
"What's up?" Matt asked.
"Not much... but... I have a problem. I really need your help, Matt... it's about that three-letter-word... Kari said she'll help, but I wanted to consult you about it first..."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, TK!!!!!!!!!" Matt's eyes widened. "The... the... three-letter-word...?!?! I'm an expert at that!!! It's like... my FAVORITE thing!!! What do ya wanna know?"
"Matt... I didn't know HATS were your favorite thing..." TK looked confused.
"OH!!! Um... sorry, TK. I thought you were talking about something else..." Matt blushed.
"Well, can ya help us?'
"With WHAT?"
"Well, Matt... Me and Kari... this is kinda embarrassing... we were... on the beach in the digital world... and... We were..." TK looked around nervously. "BUILDING SAND CASTLES!" he blurted out.
"And...?" Matt rolled his eyes.
"And all of a sudden this digimon popped up and ripped off my hat!!!" TK was sobbing now.
"So...?" Matt didn't see what the big deal was.
"He took my hat!!! We've gotta get it back!!!"
"TK, I'm not up for this. I've got a date with Sora. Go buy a new hat, okay?"
"No! I need this one! Sora can help us look too! If you don't come, I'll tell dad what you did to his favorite tie!!!" TK threatened.
Matt remembered how he had put his father's favorite tie in the shredder when he was nine.
"Fine! But if Sora never speaks to me again 'cause of this, I'm telling mom what you were doing with her bra last week!!!"
"YOU SAW THAT?!?!" TK screamed. Matt smiled evilly and nodded.
"Well, um... I just wanted to—"
"I don't even wanna know. Lemme call Sora, and tell her/... then you can call up Kari and we can get this over with."
"No, I don't have to call Kari..." he said. Suddenly, Kari jumped into the room.
"Thanks for helping, Matt!" Kari said. Then she grabbed TK, hugged him, and said, "YEAH!!! You SEXY thing!!!"
Matt gave the two a weird look, and picked up the phone. After he dialed Sora's number, her mom answered.
"Hello?"
"Hi, is Sora there?"
"OH! Oh, oh, OH!!! Is this Maaaaaaaaatt?"
"Um... yes..."
"OOOOOHHH!!! YOU'D BETTER TAKE CARE OF MY DAUGHTER, MISTER!!! I know what all you crazy guys want! I was rapped by my first boyfriend!!! And I don't want YOU doing that to my child!!!" she yelled, then she gave the phone to Sora.
"Hello?" Sora said.
"Hi, um Sora... it's Matt."
"I KNOW who you are, silly!"
"Oh... well, um, listen. Some digimon stole my brother's hat... he wants us to help him find it."
"Oh! Matt! That'd be AWESOME!!! I'd LOVE that!" Sora seemed happy.
"So... you're not mad?"
"No! It'll be a lot better than that moonlight swim at the lake we were planning!"
"OH... well... that's good... so we'll meet in front of the meat shop, okay? At around... now...?"
"Okay. I'll see you then!" Sora hung up.