Letter to my Soldier
By: j_neisha {inspired by a friend}
j_neisha@hotmail.com
Kazuya_jun@hotmail.com
Authors warning: This letter fic has dirty humor and foul language. If you're not fond of this, don't read this.
Kazuya Mishima received a letter from his girlfriend Jun, but he couldn't show his friends because she signed "Mother".
The letter said:
M-is for the many times we made love.
O-is for the other times we tried, but failed.
T-is for the terrific times we had.
H-is for the hotel we stayed in.
E-for the easy way we went.
R-is for the rhythm we had.
That spells "mother." That's what I'm going to be in 9 months.
Kazuya wrote back. His letter said:
F-is for the fucked up letter you sent.
A-is for the ass you are.
T-is for the trouble you are.
H-is for the Hoe you are.
E-for the easy way you gave it up.
R-is for the romance we never had.
I'll be damned if I'm the father. This is what I think of the baby:
B-is for the baby without a father.
A-is for the abortion you need to get.
B-is for the bastard you need to get.
Y-is for "yes" when you should have said "no"
She forgot to include something in the first letter so she wrote back:
B-is for all that beef you had with me.
E-is for the eating you did.
S-is for the sick person you are.
T-is for the times I made you say you love me.
F-is for the funny made penis you have.
R-is for the rash on your ass.
I-is for the interesting things you didn't have to say about me.
E-is for the energy you wasted.
N-is for the nasty dog you are.
D-is for the dad your going to be.
That spells "Best friend." That's who I had in your place while you were away- Baek DooSan.