A/N: A rewrite of my previous fic. I found a beta, finally, and I personally like this one better than the previous one. I wanted to emphasize a Cartman/Massie rivalry more.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Clique or South Park.

The Pretty Committee:

Massie Block: Confused and beyond pissed when she walks into a now co-ed OCD and finds that she is no longer on top; she has been replaced with four new boys. Determined to get back to her rightful place as alpha, Massie's relatively simple plan leads to twisted revenge plots, unlikely romance and a hand puppet known as Jennifer Lopez.

Alicia Rivera: With the Pretty Committee on the verge of disintegration, Alicia is carefully weighing her options: to stay loyal to Massie or to accept an enticing offer….from Cartman.

Claire Lyons: When Kenny arrives at OCD, Claire thinks that he might be the one to get her over Cam. The only problem is, she's going to have to fight for him.

Kristen Gregory: Finds herself comforting a heartbroken Stan. Being a student counselor definitely has its benefits…

Dylan Marvil: Crushing on the same guy as Claire. Knows that he'll like her better than a Ked wearer, even if she was the star of Dial L….right?

And, of course, our South Park boys:

Eric Cartman: Finds himself in an ideal situation: he's the new alpha and that means a school full of worshipping people, ripe for manipulation. Is ready to use and abuse this power, in yet another attempt to piss off Kyle and do some serious damage in the process.

Stan Marsh: Left his girlfriend Wendy behind in Colorado. With the distance, infrequent communication and strange behavior on her part, he suspects that something's not right in Stan-and Wendy- land. With some diligent snooping, he uncovers more than he bargained for.

Kyle Broflovski: Resentful at the prospect of spending his time at OCD. With Cartman here, things are bound to take a turn for the worse.

Kenny McCormick: South Park's most notorious whore has arrived in Westchester, and he already has girls fighting over him. Life is his for taking, now if only he could stop dying all the time….

A Quick guide to Cartman-isms:

Because of Cartman's selective Southern accent, he pronounces certain words differently.

Kenneh- Kenny

Kahl-Kyle

Authoritah- authority

Seriouslah- serious