THERAPY QUEST
By Numa Luma
At Orochimaru's hideout
Laura: Yo Sasuke come here!
Sasuke: Who the hell are you and what do you want? You are interrupting my training!
Laura: ON MY GRASS you are so emo! Come on you are going to get therapy whether you like it or not!
Sasuke: What...Hey let go!
Laura: XD
Somewhere in the world
Itachi: You can't run forever Uzumaki Naruto! Wait what's happening its dark…this cant be a genjutsu…can it?
Luma: No the power just went out )
Itachi: Who the hell are you and why are you dressed like Naruto?
Luma: The name is Luma and your going to get therapy whether you like it or not )
Itachi: Wait a minute I don't Zzzzzzzz
In an office in an unknown building Laura and Luma tie Sasuke and Itachi to chairs and wait for their therapist to arrive.
Laura and Luma: Well now that you guys are here time for your therapy! )
Laura: Your therapist should be here soon.
Luma: In the meantime we are going to TORTURE SASUKE! MWAHAHAHA )
Laura: Luma I thought we decided that we are going to help them so they don't kill each other NOT TORTURE them!
Luma: OK (
Sasuke: YOU! I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
Itachi: NO you cant you LACK HATERED! (Evil grin)
Sasuke: I AM AN AVENGER…
Itachi interrupts
Itachi: Oh shut the hell up! Again and again with the avenger crap YOU LACK HATERED and you know it!
The door opens
Orihime: Hello ) I am your therapist. My name is Inoue Orihime. How do you do )
Sasuke: How do you think I feel!
Orihime: I don't know…
Itachi: Fine and you
Orihime: I'm good!
Luma: I think they forgot that we are here (
Laura: Oh well lets go so they can get to work. Hey where do you think Lee is?
Luma: Probably training his power of youth LOL )
L&L: BYE! ) XD
While L&L are off looking for Lee, Sasuke and Itachi begin their therapy. (Like they have any choice XD)
Orihime: Sooo let's start with you Sasuke. Why do you feel the way you do about your older brother?
Sasuke: He KILLED my ENTIRE CLAN how do you think I feel!
Orihime: I don't know.
Itachi: Sasuke stop being so emo and have some respect! She is trying to help us after all.
Sasuke: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
Orihime: Oh Sasuke just cause your brother killed your family doesn't mean you should hate him.
Sasuke: WHAT!
Orihime: Well my older brother tried to kill me but I still love him!
Sasuke: Okayyy….
Itachi: Can I speak now?
Orihime: Oh yes of course )
Itachi: I have no reason to be here. I am not the emo one who decided to join forces with a gay snake just for power. True I killed my clan but they were all emo and I just killed them before they could do it to themselves.
Rukia comes in with her notebook and marker and L&L are still looking for Lee.
Rukia: Orihime what are you doing here? I've been looking all over for you! Who are these people and why are they tied up?
Orihime: They are my patients ) I'm trying to get them to realize that brothers should love each other instead of trying to kill each other )
Rukia: Let me help!
Orihime: OK!
Rukia starts to draw in her notebook
Rukia: Listen and look! Brothers are like bunnies they stick together no matter what!
Sasuke & Itachi: Those are supposed to be bunnies…
Rukia draws on their faces. By the way L&L finally found Lee!
Rukia: SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW TRUE ART!
Itachi: Oh god not another so called artist!
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Rukia: Hello… what hallows! Were on it! Orihime we got to go Ichigo needs our help!
Orihime: Ok! Bye guys!
Rukia and Orihime left in a rush and forgot to untie Sasuke and Itachi. Oh and Ichigo doesn't really need help Rukia just wanted an excuse to leave! L&L started to go up to random people in Konoha and hug them.
Sasuke: That's just great who is going to untie us now!
Itachi: I don't know about you but my fellow Akatsuki members are sure to be looking for me.
At the Akatsuki hideout
Kakuzu: WOW it's been hours and I'm still counting all the money those girls gave me ) what did they give you guys?
Hidan: They gave me this evil chemistry teacher to use in my ritual!
Laura's Chemistry teacher: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I PROMISE TO BE NICER!!!!(
Zetsu: Hidan hurry up and kill him I'm hungry! You and those two girls promised me that I can eat him after you use him in your damn ritual!
Hidan: Ok ok! Deidara what did they give you?
Deidara: They gave me a membership pass for a year's worth of pottery classes.
Zetsu: Tobi you are such a good boy what did they give you?
Tobi: These SWEET GOGGLES!!!
Deidara: Why did they give you goggles you wear a mask?
Tobi: For old time's sake UMMMM… I mean I collect goggles YA that's it I collect!
Deidara: Okayyy…. Does anyone know where Kisame is?
Tobi: He's swimming in his brand new fish tank.
Deidara: His what?
Tobi: Laura & Luma gave him a new fish tank complete with a plasma TV and the entire Jaws collection!
In the fish tank
Kisame: No Chrissie don't go into the water! Tana nana nana nana nananana NAAA! I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!
Luma: Hey guys )
Laura: Ewwwww u stink!
Sasuke: What do you expect we've been here for two days!
Itachi: I don't understand my fellow Akatsuki members should have found me by now.
Luma: About that we kinda gave them things so they won't look for you XD
Itachi: … what ever can we leave now?
Laura: Well do you guys love each other?
Sasuke & Itachi: NO!
Luma: Well then we'd like you to meet your new therapist )
The door opens
Alucard: So these are the two emo brothers I have to talk to.
L&L: Hey Alucard glad u can make it! )
Laura: And don't worry will have the blood delivered to your place ASAP!
Alucard: Don't forget its two liters of blood for every thirty minutes!
L&L: Ok! BYE!
Alucard: Take your time!
L&L left to go make a bet with Tsunade to make up for all the money they gave to Kakuzu.
Alucard: So let's get one thing straight. Get over your damn problems and when those two come back you act like we had a great session!
Itachi: Who do you think you are!
Sasuke: I'm with him on this one.
Alucard: Look your already getting along.
Sasuke: What! I hate him!
Itachi: Correction you don't hate me enough.
Sasuke: CHIDORI!!!!
Alucard: I said shut up! Or do you want me to drink all your blood?
POOF
Orochimaru: STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE BEFORE YOU BREAK MY SASUKE!
Alucard: Who the hell no what the hell are you?
Orochimaru: Don't you dare! I am the only person allowed to bite Sasuke!
Alucard & Itachi: What….
Orochimaru: Isn't that right my precious.
Sasuke: Oh god not again! Your making me blush. Now hurry up and help me escape so I can kill Itachi!
Itachi: I told you once I told you a thousand times you cant kill me YOU LACK HATERED FOOLISH LITTLE BROTHER!
Alucard: Hey gay snake you are interrupting our session!
Orochimaru: But I want my Sasuke back! (
Alucard: You can have him later! If it makes you feel any better I'll have him FedEx to you just leave!
Orochimaru: Ok bye my love see you later )
Sasuke: Wait don't leave me!
Itachi: You are so pathetic!
L&L: Were back! )
Laura: So how did it go?
Alucard: Good so pay up!
Luma: We already had the blood sent to your place in fact you can have Sasuke to! )
Laura: What! No! Luma I thought we decided not to kill Sasuke!
Luma: Oh yeah! Ok never mind )
Alucard: Well bye!
Sasuke: Finally we get to leave!
Laura: So do you guys love each other?
Sasuke & Itachi: NO!
Luma: Maybe we need to lock them up in a giant sponge )
Laura: No they might kill each other.
Itachi: Has it occurred to either of you that we will always hate each other?
L&L: Maybe…..
Laura: Well then I guess you can go. Come on Luma lets leave.
Luma: Hey maybe we can get Roxas and Axel to set their relationship straight!
Laura: Maybe another time we are late for art class.
L&L left the unknown building
Sasuke & Itachi: HEY YOU GUYS FORGOT TO UNTIE US!!!!!
THE END