Hello! Toot Toot McBumbersnazle is my name! Also, this is my first Fan Fiction so if you see anything wrong please don't hate on me. Also, if you were wondering the narrator is the one from the Stanley Parable or the Narrator core from YouTube.
Narrator: *ahem* Let me tell you a story. A story about a laboratory called "Aperture Science". Back before SHE escaped from the facility there was a secret room in the laboratory (It's a salt mine. You could put lots of secrets there.) which was able to turn humans into cores and vice versa. So, every year she had all the cores participate in a raffle and whoever won became human. Because all the test subjects are well... dead she put them through all the tests that the test subjects usually do. If they don't die or don't quit, they get freed and get to go to the surface. So, let's start our story now.
It was a lovely day at Aperture. It was almost time for the core raffle and of the millions of cores there none were more excited than Wheatley because for the hundreds of years he was at Aperture, he was a moron and he never knew that the raffle was rigged so that he would have the lowest chance of winning (GLaDOS is mean not heartless.) but that never stopped him from wishing that he would win, finish, the tests, and get to see the outside world for the first time.
Wheatley: Man, I sure do hope that I win this time!
GLaDOS: Yes. Do that. Also, you have work to do. Don't you?
Wheatley: Nope! Finished it all.
GLaDOS: No. You still have work to do.
Wheatley: With what?
GLaDOS: you have to clean up the testing tracks.
Wheatley: But isn't that Jant0r's job?
GLaDOS: Yes, but don't you remember? He won the raffle last year.
Wheatley: *sigh* FINE. But don't we have to have the raffle now?
GLaDOS: Well I suppose it is that time again. We will do the raffle right after you finish cleaning the testing track.
Wheatley: Why me?
GLaDOS: Do you want to be sent to android hell?
Wheatley: *sigh* NO GLaDOS I don't want to be sent to android hell.
GLaDOS: Now go.
Wheatley: Stupid Jant0r. Why did he get the winning combination and I didn't? I should of won and not him. *grumble* *grumble*
Narrator: So, after Wheatley cleaned the testing track he and all the other cores went to the raffle.
About all the cores: I wonder who is going to win this time.
GLaDOS: And the winner is…
Wait until next time to find out more! Special thanks to KokoBanana for inspiring me to make a Fanfiction and IgnisWings because he is a good writer. (Please know that I will not post that often so don't be like "When is McBumbersnazle going to post? He Hasn't posted in forever!" Just so you know.) Well until next time. Cheers!