Wow. This is just fail. The idea came and I just had to write it. I apologize for this piece of fail

Disclaimer: My brain is not yet awesome enough to come up with a master piece like Kingdom Hearts.

"Alright! Finished! Let's RTC."

It was just another day as usual. Another boring mission finally over and now for the best part of the day.

"Hey Axel," Roxas half-yelled over to him, "we're getting ice cream first, right?"

"Of course," Axel replied, "did you even need to ask?"

Roxas sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. "Haha, I guess I didn't. I just really love ice cream, you know?"

They started walking to the store as Roxas piped up "Oh yeah! Xion said she had a really easy mission today so she'll be able to join us! She's even gonna meet us at the store."

"That's good," Axel commented, "then no one's left out."

"Yeah, I like when it's all three of us," Roxas said with a boyish grin on his face. They were just approaching the store when they caught sight of Xion.

"Hey guys!" Xion cheerfully waved with a smile.

"Hey!" Roxas called back and waved both arms back and forth really big like a doofus.

Axel just sighed and forced one of Roxas' arms down. "Come on, goof. Let's get some ice cream."

"Yeah! Let's get som-hey wait!" Xion tried to suppress a giggle.

"Great, now you're laughing at me too..." Roxas muttered looking to the side and pouting.

Still trying to cover up her giggles, Xion replied, "sorry, Roxas, but it was kinda funny."

Roxas pouted for another second before breaking into a wide grin. "Well, as long as you're all laughing it's fine." They entered the ice cream store with the door bell ringing as Xion looked around in amazement.

Axel swaggered up to the counter and said, "we'll take three sea-salt ice creams please."

The person behind the counter, a bored-looking teenager, said, "sorry, we're all out."

Axel's brow wrinkled. "Really? Okay then..." He was about to turn to leave when...

"W-WHAT!"

Axel sighed. He was afraid this might happen one day. He turned around, expecting the worst. But that still did not prepare him for what he saw.

Roxas was already at his knees, wearing an expression like the world had just ended. Which for him, it just might have.

"B-b-but how can there be no ice cream? H-how? We always..." He didn't even finish before he curled up in a ball on the floor, rocking back and forth.

"Oh dear," was all Axel could muster. Xion kept looking back and forth between Roxas in the fetal position and Axel, until she finally resolved to look at Axel with an is-he-gonna-be-okay-and-how-do-we-stop-it look.

"Look, Roxas, we can skip ice cream for one day..." Axel began in what he hoped was a comforting voice until he was abruptly cut off.

"NO!" Roxas cried with a desperate look on his face.

"Come on, Roxas, it'll be okay," reasoned Xion as she put a comforting arm on his shoulder. But even that had no effect.

"Hey, Roxas," Axel began.

"W-what," sniffed Roxas.

"They sell it at the grocery store down the street, you know."

"WHAT! LET'S GO!" Roxas ran out the door so fast he was just a blur.

"Axel?"

"Yeah, Xion."

"The grocery store doesn't have that kind of ice cream, does it?"

"No, it doesn't."

From the street came a muffled scream that rang throughout the whole town.

Roxas is freakin addicted to sea salt ice cream. Nuff' said. Flames will be used to make s'mores. Mmm, s'mores.