LINK VS. ASH
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda unfortunately and thank the lord I don't own pokemon I think I would have shot myself by now.
We have to get this straight there are two authors here we write these stories together and when combined we create the ultimate being: CARROT STIX!!!!!!
Chapter 1
One day, Ash was walking down the street with a dorky smile on h is face (also with Chinese man and spiky hair girl) and he suddenly stopped.
Ash: Did you see that!?!?
Brock: NO!! My eyes were glued shut in the fourth grade when we were using paper mache!
Misty: do you mean to say you cant see anything even those pretty girls?
Brock: No, I imagine them. ::sigh::
Ash: ummmm like ewwwww TMI.
Misty: Anywaaaays..
Brock: so ashy washy what did you seey weey
Ash: Not you...
Misty: Fortunately..
Brock: well......................
Ash: a man in a green cloak
Link: oh crap he saw me
Navi: tunic little spiky haired hat boy it is a tunic that link here is wearing
Ash: he should where the same black shirt with a blue jacket with the same exact jeans every day like me.
Misty: Or my-
Link: Shut up you overgrown monkey!
Misty: I prefer staryu
Navi: nice.
Link: what the @#$%^&* is a @#$%^&ing staryu?
Ash: ::running around in circles wailing loudly:: PROFANITY! PROFANITY! THE GREEN BOY USED PROFANITY!
Brock: * Beats ash with pikachu over the head* (A.N. amazing aim for a man who cant see a #$%^&* thing.)
Ash: ANIMAL ABUSE! ANIMAL ABUSE! BROCK IS DOING ANIMAL ABUSE!
Link: I'll give you animal abuse when I cut off that #$^%^&*%TTYU$%^&$%#$%^&*( yellow thingys head
Ash: NOT PIKACHU!! GO POKEMON!! I CHOOSE YOU! PIKACHU!!!!!!!! GO!!! FIGHT!! WIN!! ::goes into a severely retarded cheerleader cheer::
Pikachu with a stunning attack for the neck is easily knocked aside by the awesome, muscular, extremely cool, breathtaking, remarkable, awe-inspiring, astounding, out of this world, spectacular, beefy, brawny, beyond belief, incredible (we could go on and on but ya know pikachu has been soo patient) HERO OF TIME!!!!! ::Cheering and clapping followed by a standing ovation and praise and glory and superiority and a loud hallelujah from the non- existent crowd::
Eventually,
Ash: * summons his S.S. army of pokemon fighters
Link: * captures 20 million pokemon and distributes them to his highly untrained followers and friends that he so quickly and gracefully summoned
Brock: mommy I'm scared
Misty: shut up you fool
Misty: why are you scared you cant even see whats going on
Brock: I'm afraid of the dark
Ash: FOOOOOL!!
Misty: ::with emotion:: You must overcome your fears. Face them Brock. Do not be afraid any longer! You are released from the dark fear from the intensity of your blindness!!
Brock: ::sorta like on Emperor's New Groove, Cronk style:: Oh. I can feel it.
Misty: good now get a life and take a hike
Navi: that was brutal
Ash: LOOK BROCK! PRETTY GIRLS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE DARKEST PART OF YOUR EYELIDS!!
Brock: GOT IT!!! *runs over the horizon into a nuclear weapons silo.*
Misty: yes that's it brock just keep running you can outrun the darkness I swear just keep running and never come back
Brock: * crying the water fountain cry* you are all so good to me do not forget my cause " blind men sharpshooting competitions in the 3004 Olympics for super glued eyes closed men in the fourth grade while paper macheing"
Ash: Yeah, we won't. *takes out a 2x4 and snips out Brock and nails him just before he makes it over the hill.
Misty: Well, that was a waste of flesh.
Navi: *mutters * yeah especially since there's a 300,000,000,000,000,000,0000,0000,000,0000,0000,0000,000,000,001 foot cliff into a lava pit just over that hill he was heading over.
Link: You all amaze me.
Ash: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll now that that's over with * enlarges his pokeball and sicks the...(find out next time on THE BATTLE SHOW DOWN EXTREME GIVE IT UP ASHY BOY WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE NO CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please please please review.why? Because we want you to so please review and remember no flames please the demon pikachu is hungry..okay yeah whatever just review will you
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda unfortunately and thank the lord I don't own pokemon I think I would have shot myself by now.
We have to get this straight there are two authors here we write these stories together and when combined we create the ultimate being: CARROT STIX!!!!!!
Chapter 1
One day, Ash was walking down the street with a dorky smile on h is face (also with Chinese man and spiky hair girl) and he suddenly stopped.
Ash: Did you see that!?!?
Brock: NO!! My eyes were glued shut in the fourth grade when we were using paper mache!
Misty: do you mean to say you cant see anything even those pretty girls?
Brock: No, I imagine them. ::sigh::
Ash: ummmm like ewwwww TMI.
Misty: Anywaaaays..
Brock: so ashy washy what did you seey weey
Ash: Not you...
Misty: Fortunately..
Brock: well......................
Ash: a man in a green cloak
Link: oh crap he saw me
Navi: tunic little spiky haired hat boy it is a tunic that link here is wearing
Ash: he should where the same black shirt with a blue jacket with the same exact jeans every day like me.
Misty: Or my-
Link: Shut up you overgrown monkey!
Misty: I prefer staryu
Navi: nice.
Link: what the @#$%^&* is a @#$%^&ing staryu?
Ash: ::running around in circles wailing loudly:: PROFANITY! PROFANITY! THE GREEN BOY USED PROFANITY!
Brock: * Beats ash with pikachu over the head* (A.N. amazing aim for a man who cant see a #$%^&* thing.)
Ash: ANIMAL ABUSE! ANIMAL ABUSE! BROCK IS DOING ANIMAL ABUSE!
Link: I'll give you animal abuse when I cut off that #$^%^&*%TTYU$%^&$%#$%^&*( yellow thingys head
Ash: NOT PIKACHU!! GO POKEMON!! I CHOOSE YOU! PIKACHU!!!!!!!! GO!!! FIGHT!! WIN!! ::goes into a severely retarded cheerleader cheer::
Pikachu with a stunning attack for the neck is easily knocked aside by the awesome, muscular, extremely cool, breathtaking, remarkable, awe-inspiring, astounding, out of this world, spectacular, beefy, brawny, beyond belief, incredible (we could go on and on but ya know pikachu has been soo patient) HERO OF TIME!!!!! ::Cheering and clapping followed by a standing ovation and praise and glory and superiority and a loud hallelujah from the non- existent crowd::
Eventually,
Ash: * summons his S.S. army of pokemon fighters
Link: * captures 20 million pokemon and distributes them to his highly untrained followers and friends that he so quickly and gracefully summoned
Brock: mommy I'm scared
Misty: shut up you fool
Misty: why are you scared you cant even see whats going on
Brock: I'm afraid of the dark
Ash: FOOOOOL!!
Misty: ::with emotion:: You must overcome your fears. Face them Brock. Do not be afraid any longer! You are released from the dark fear from the intensity of your blindness!!
Brock: ::sorta like on Emperor's New Groove, Cronk style:: Oh. I can feel it.
Misty: good now get a life and take a hike
Navi: that was brutal
Ash: LOOK BROCK! PRETTY GIRLS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE DARKEST PART OF YOUR EYELIDS!!
Brock: GOT IT!!! *runs over the horizon into a nuclear weapons silo.*
Misty: yes that's it brock just keep running you can outrun the darkness I swear just keep running and never come back
Brock: * crying the water fountain cry* you are all so good to me do not forget my cause " blind men sharpshooting competitions in the 3004 Olympics for super glued eyes closed men in the fourth grade while paper macheing"
Ash: Yeah, we won't. *takes out a 2x4 and snips out Brock and nails him just before he makes it over the hill.
Misty: Well, that was a waste of flesh.
Navi: *mutters * yeah especially since there's a 300,000,000,000,000,000,0000,0000,000,0000,0000,0000,000,000,001 foot cliff into a lava pit just over that hill he was heading over.
Link: You all amaze me.
Ash: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll now that that's over with * enlarges his pokeball and sicks the...(find out next time on THE BATTLE SHOW DOWN EXTREME GIVE IT UP ASHY BOY WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE NO CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please please please review.why? Because we want you to so please review and remember no flames please the demon pikachu is hungry..okay yeah whatever just review will you