Happy birthday, BaKanda...

A/N: I so forgot that today was Kanda's birthday, and that it was Yullen week this week (How could I be so stupid!) So this is my contribution to Yullen Week and Kanda's Birthday, all in one. So this is dedicated to my fellow Yullen and Kanda fans! WOO! (Haha)


Kanda's POV

'It would seem the moyashi would do something like this...' I thought, as I walked into the apartment I shared with the moyashi.

There was a white banner with blue words that said: "Happy Birthday Kanda (Yuu!)!"

'That Baka Usagi... I tols him to never call me that...' I thought, clenching my fist in anger.

I unclenched my fist and looked at the people in the smaller room.

Lenalee, The baka usagi; AKA Lavi, Maire, That moron of a foster father; Tiedoll, and the moyashi were all in the first room of the apartment.

Once they saw me they chorused in saying "HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANDA/YUU-CHAN!"

The majority was smarter than the lone two; The baka Usagi and Tiedoll, who called me by my first name. (A/N: Does that make sense?)

"Don't call me Yuu." I said, clenching my hands into fists once again.

"Happy 24th birthday Yuu-chan!" Lavi said, trying to jump on me, but I dodged the hug.

"Yeah, what Lavi said, happy birthday Kanda." Lenalee said, flashing a smile at me.

"Why, thanks." I said, sarcasm lacing my voice.

"Your welcome!" She said, not catching the sarcasm.

"Yuu my boy (A/N: I had to do that...), Happy birthday." Tiedoll said, coming up to me.

'I must not punch him, I must not punch him in the face- WHAT THE HELL?' I thought, as I felt some one give me a him.

As expected, it was Tiedoll.

"LET GO OF ME OLD MAN!" I yelled, throwing (A/N: My sister just spelled that for me, and she is singing "The Offspring" in my ear. I like life.) him off of me.


"That was way to long..." I said, sitting on my bed that I also shared with the moyashi.

"Oh come on Kanda, it was only an hour long..." said Allen AKA the Moyashi, sitting next to me on the bed.

"An hour way to long." I said, laying down on the bed.

"Kanda." Allen said, with a little laugh.

"What?" I said, opening my eyes to see the moyashi right in my face.

Next thing I knew our lips were touching.

I closed my eyes, but before I could deepen the kiss, Allen pulled back.

"Happy birthday Bakanda." He said with a smile.

I pulled on his shirt so our lips were were touching again.

I deepened the kiss and he didn't pull back.


A/N: Okay, and that was the cheesiest thing I have ever written... Okay, Allen isn't going to be able to walk for a couple of days...

Note from my sister Amber: My little sister is talking about lemons...and buttsex. ._. Something you don't want to hear from your little sister. 0_o

No I am not... It is you who is brought up the subject...

Well, later, suck at writing one-shots... My chapter stories are way better...

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