Kasumi: Where am I?
Sax: This is weird.
Deadpool: Oh no!
Me: Welcome! To my Truth or Dare fic.
Deadpool: Let me guess. This fanfic is uncanon and crossover all your stories.
Me: Yep. All of them.
Kilgrave: Well, I guess I could talk a little or two.
Boomer: Hey aren't you that guy who I stole your swords from?
Deadpool: Yes Boomer, you're right. And by the way, I'll remember everything you do to me Kickstore. Whatever you put me in a fic, canon or uncanon I'll remember.
Me: Anyways let's get started.
Truth: Kickstore, Why haven't you written a Deadpool fic yet?
Me: Deadpool!
Deadpool: Hey, I ask a question! Don't need to be mad about it!
Me: Look Deadpool, I'm planning to write a fic about you, but I have all other projects and new ideas so let's take it one at a time.
Deadpool: Fine.
Truth: Phil, is it awkward that Cindy was once married to alternate Phil.
Phil: I mean it's very surprising, but I think it depends more on how Cindy feels about me not the alternate me, me me.
Cindy: Phil, its fine..even though your counterpart...died! (starts crying)
Me: Uhh, need a tissue?
Cindy: What do you care about my husband?
Phil: Uhh I'm right here.
Cindy: Not you idiot!
She left.
Kilgrave: Well, I'm glad me and Twilight does not have this type of relationship.
Twilight: We're not in a relationship.
Kilgrave: Sure, keep telling yourself that.
Me: Ok now some dares.
Dare: Kilgrave, I dare you to make out with Captain Underpants for 3 hours.
Kilgrave: No way! I'll be cheating on my love!
Twilight: Don't worry if you make out with her I'll totally accept you. (sarcasm)
Kilgrave: Great!
Kilgrave grab Captain Underpants as they make out.
3 hours later,
Kilgrave is barfing in a toilet.
Kilgrave: That was disgusting, but it's worth it. Ok let's go home Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
Kilgrave: But you promise.
Twilight: I lied.
Kilgrave: Kickstore, you will make Twilight-
Me: Yeah, your powers don't work here.
Kilgrave: Dang it.
Dare: Everyone, I dare you to read Boomer's diary.
Boomer: What?
Rainbow Dash: Give us your diary so we can make fun of you!
Boomer: No! I don't wanna.
Bubbles: Come on Boomer. Besides it's not like you have any secrets to hide.
Boomer: yeah.
Brad: Look, we promise not to make fun of you.
In Boomer's mind,
Rainbow Dash: You like Bubbles?
Me: Ahahahahahaha.
Deadpool: This is going to my immortal memories!
Brad: I lied, I'm making fun of you!
Bubbles: How could you like me? I'll never talk to you again!
Boomer starts crying.
In real life,
Boomer grabs his diary as he lasers it. It turns into dust.
Me: Well, I guess some dares are never to be granted.
Dare: Kickstore, write a Deadpool fic right now!
Me: That's it!
I run up and choke Deadpool.
Me: Why you little!
Superman pulls me off.
Deadpool: Ok ok. "Take your time".
Deadpool (glances over Boomer): By the way, I was there in your mind. I always remember.
Me: Anyways that's it!
Deadpool: So there's no more chapters?
Me: Oh no! This is a multi chapter series based on all of my stories. The first couple of dares and truths were by me and an annoying someone...
Deadpool: Thank you, I am flattered.
Me: Now this is a message to the readers. If you want to submit a truth or dare, read at least ONE of my stories. You don't have to read the whole thing just one chapter is good enough.
Me: After you're done reading, submit at least one to a character that is at least in one of my stores. You could only submit by reviewing.
Me: Anyways, see you soon!