It was a normal day in Gravity Fallls, or at least as normal as Gravity Falls gets anyway, because that's how every single Gravity falls fanfiction starts. Dipper was in Him and Mabel's room decoding some shit that Ford put in Journal 4 because he had nothing better to do. Mabel wasn't there, however, because she was doing some dumb shit with Wendy and Soos. However, Grunkle Stan was bored out of his mind. He needed something fun, extreme fun, the amount of fun that would get the police on his tail.
Just as Dipper was about to solve some criptocode or whatever the fuck its called i don't know I don't spend my days in my room decoding fucking books, so I wouldn't know. Grunkle stan burst in. "Grunkle Stan! You messed up my train of thought!" Dipper said in an angry tone. "Yeah yeah yeah." The Grunkle replied. "I have something really cool I wanna show ya, and it looks like it will be just me and you because Mabel is doing some dumbass dance party or something." Grunkle Stan said. Dipper forgot his anger pretty much instantly, the thought of exploring the woods with Grunkle Stan and finding new secrets of Gravity Falls made him happy, and he jumped up off his bed and onto the floor. "What is it Grunkle Stan?!" Dipper yelled excitedly. "Follow me kid." replied the wrinkly man.
Dipper and Grunkle Stan were walking through woods, and had been for fucking ever. "Grunkle Stan, we-were really deep in the woods, what were you doing out here?" Dipper said suspiciously. "Collecting firewood, there's lotsa dead trees out here." replied Stan. "Ok
Dipper replied, stupid enough to believe that. Eventually they came across a small clearing with a single stump in the middle and an axe in one of the surrounding trees. On the stump was a Crystal Ball. However, it was a cheap plastic piece of crap, only there to distract Dipper. "Woah! What do you think it is Grunkle stan?" said Dipper inspecting the fake ball as Stan the Man had planned. "I dunno, that's why I brought you here." explained Stan, surprised that Dipper was too stupid to notice it was plastic. While dipper was busy inspecting the ball, Stan grabbed the axe out of the nearby tree and used the blunt end to smash Dipper right knee in. Dipper instantly gasped for air, in too much pain to scream. "G-Grunkle S-Stan?" He managed to choke out before his other knee was smashed in. "Sorry kid, I can't have you trying to run." Stan said as dipper let out a small sob, laying on the ground clutching his noodle legs. Grunkle Stan then grabbed dipper by his neck and squeezed, making Dipper's eyes shoot open as he started making choking noises. "Gr-Grun-Sta-Sta" Dipper mumbled in between retching noises, before his last bit of life left him. Grunkle Stan let an evil smile spread across his face as he put Dipper's deceased body into a black garbage bag.
Wendy had just left for work and Mabel was getting worried. Not about Stan, but about her brother who was dead. "Soos? Have you seen Dipper?" she asked Soos as he was packing up to go home. "I'm sorry little dude, I haven't seen him or Stan all day." Soos answered worriedly. "I wouldn't worry if I were you, you know how Dipper loves the forest" Soos said with a reassuring smile as he left. Just then Grunkle Stan burst into the gift shop. "Grunkle Stan!" Mabel shouted excitedly. "You have Dipper with you don't you?" she asked, expecting yes as an answer. "N-No, I… don't know where he is…" Stan said as Mabel's innocent, adorable smile slowly melted into a face of sadness and dread. "Wha-what? But I haven't seen him all day! What if he's lost or worse being captured and eaten by monsters!?" Mabel replied, tears forming in her eyes. Grunkle Stan replied with a smile, reassuring her it will be fine. "Besides, I'm making porkchop tonight!" said Stan. Mabel felt a bit better. "Well, I do like porkchop." Mabel said, cheering up again.
Mabel and Stan sat at the dinner table, eating Stan's porkchop, as Mabel disgustingly fed a piece to Waddles, who gobbled it up like a fucking cannibal. "It's great!" Mabel said to her Great Uncle as she was chewing. "Glad you like it." Stan said with a smile. After they were done, stan put Mabel to bed. "I'm sure Dipper will be fine." He said as mabel closed her eyes for the night. Of course, Dipper wasn't "fine" because Stan fucking killed him.