Another chapter! Thank you, Karush, my first(And only… -sweat drop-) reviewer!

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Pairings: None

Warnings: Cursing, Angry!Kanda, About-To-Be-Murdered!Rabi, Sacred!Allen

Disclaimer: I don't own D.Grayman, it belongs to… Er, I forgot the name… Eh heh…

------LiNe-NeSs-----

Thy Pen is Mightier than Thy Sword

Rabi was stuck in the library with his assignments given unto him by his teacher, who was currently out doing gawd-knows-what. He sighed as he wrote, the scratching sound of pen on paper the only thing penetrating the silence. It was boring. Very, very boring. But it was the only thing that would keep him safe from Kanda, who would obviously be very pissed at the prank Rabi had set.

He should have fallen for it by now…

Then the door opened, and Allen walked in, carrying one or two books. Rabi looked up and grinned, finally, something to distract him from work! He immediately slid up to the white haired exorcist.

"Hiya, beansprout!"

Allen jumped, dropping his books, not expecting the bookman junior to be in. Once he collected his bearings, he gave Rabi a smile.

"Hello, Rabi."

"Whatcha doing?"

"I was returning some books I finished reading, what are you doing?"

"The evil, cruel panda has kept me locked away in this dark dungeon, forcing me to scribble words on to paper till the end of my days!"

Luckily, Allen spoke Rabi-nese.

"…So, you have an assignment that you really don't feel like finishing."

"Pretty much."

"Figures. Oh, Kanda was looking for you."

"...When Kanda was looking, did he have the, I-hate-you-and-everyone-else-so-do-answer-my-fucking-question-and-not-make-me-want-to-kill-you-on-the-spot look, or did he have the go-die-in-a-ditch-you-inferior-being-that-should-be-awwed-as-to-my-presence-but-before-you-do-answer-my-question look?"

"…What's the difference?"

"..Good point."

Suddenly, both boys froze, feeling an awful sense of foreboding. It was then the doors slammed open and an aura of pure, simple and uncensored killing intent filled the library. Allen squeaked and hid behind a bookshelf as Rabi leapt behind the table where he thought he could gain safety. Such a foolish little boy.

Kanda stormed in, eyes ablaze with the metallic, cold lighting of fury. They glanced around the library before he spotted the redhead attempting (and failing) to hid underneath the table. Kanda stalked towards the soon to be dead bunny boy.

"Rabi…" Kanda ground out through gritted teeth, glaring at the table that blocked his view of the bookman junior. The table jumped away quickly. Rabi muttered "Traitor" under his breath as he scooted back from the angry samurai. Kanda started to unsheathe Mugen as Rabi's eyes darted everywhere searching for something to defend himself with. The one day he forgot his hammer... Aha! Rabi took a daring leap towards the table and grabbed the weapon of choice, spinning around to face Kanda, for he brandished in his hand a…

Pen.

Wait, wha? Kanda paused to stare at the redhead in confusion as Allen face faulted. "What the hell will a pen do, baka usagi?" Rabi grinned mischievously.

"Haven't you heard, Yuu-chan? Thy Pen is Mightier than Thy Sword!" Kanda twitched. "And it is a known fact that the pen is mightier, cause-" As Rabi started a speech about the mightier pen, Allen was silently praying for the bookman junior to survive the mauling that was surely soon to start. Kanda, surprisingly enough, had a blank look on his face as Rabi talked.

"-And thus, the sword is hopeless against the pen."

"Are you done?"

"Yep!"

"Good." The pen was suddenly collapsed into six neat pieces as Kanda's hand was on Mugen's hilt, obviously he had sliced thy mightier pen. Rabi sweat dropped, then sighed.

"I take it this is where I scream shrilly like a girl and run as far as my legs can carry me?"

"Yeah."

"Ah, okay then. Ahem… EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!" Rabi ran as fast as he could as a murderous Kanda was right on his heels. Allen looked confused before leaving to the cafeteria.

"Sometimes I swear I feel like I'm in a Fanfiction…"

-----Liney-Goodness-----

I had to use this, it plagued my mind a bit. This is really fun! I shall be taking requests, provided someone actually reveiews… Once again, thank you Karush for revewing!