Decided to hop on the bandwagon with my first story! I hope you all review!


Hello, all, and good morning! Today, we'll be interviewing everybody's favorite green-clad, long-haired, female nation-tan that is not Hungary!

Vietnam glared at her. "Gee, thanks."

Well, sorry. You two are a lot alike, actually.

"Did you ever see me letting people hit on my family?"

Well, no. Anyway, in this little segment, you get to ask Viet-chan anything you want: from who does she like, to what is her favorite color, to what does she think France's special kink is…!

Vietnam frowned. "Hey! Why do you expect me to know something like that?"

I'll just ignore you, okay?

"But I haven't even officially appeared yet, so no weird shipping, okay?" Vietnam pleaded.

Actually, I've seen you paired with China, Japan, Hong Kong, Korea, Thailand, Taiwan –

"Wait, wait, wait. I can stand the first five, but Taiwan? She's my freaking sister!"

Tell that to the America/Canada shippers. And the Belgium/Holland shippers. And the Russia/Belarus shippers. Anyway, where was I? Oh, right! France, America…

"Ohh, no. Oh, no they didn't."

They did. And finally, all-around crack pairings like Egypt, Canada, Iceland, Belarus, and Australia.

"What the fu–"

No swearing. And I'm not lying. Anyway, ask away!