Happy Birthday
By: the female apophis
Disclaimer: I don't own them, wish I did, but I don't. So don't sue me. This story is purely for the entertainment of the fans.
Spoilers: Not this time, sorry folks
Rating: PG-13
Archive: Sure, just ask me.
Pairings: S/J
Type: Romance
Summary: My first attempt at a drabble. Hope you guys like it. R&R!
A/N: I got bored and decided to try this out. Hope you guys like it, and as always plz r&r.
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I don't know what possessed me to go back to my office, but I did. I'm glad I did now.
Sitting there on my desk were two envelopes. Both were marked 'Happy Birthday Colonel' on them. I open the one on top first and read the letter inside. It says I can have a relationship with Sam. Sweet.
The next one catches me off guard. It's a picture of Sam standing there in some sort of skimpy red lingerie thing. She's holding a rose and has a huge grin on her face. Under the picture it simply states 'Happy B-day Jack. Come on home to me.'
I do just that.
~fin~
It had 107 words in it. I tried to get it under a hundred, but I just didn't quite make it. I hope you guys liked it anyway. Review because I need it to live.
"I hope your boxer shorts consume your testicles!"-Jayson Clark (a friend of mine)